Friday, December 21, 2012

The Trial of Catsanova

Panel 1-Police Officer: " Huh?! Catsanova jumped from the window sill!"
               Atty Cuervo: " Catsanova is escaping!"

Panel 2- Police officer 1: " Hey! Catsanova! Stop!!!"
Police officer 2: " Give him a warning shot!"

Panel 3- Our kind of warning shot

NOTE:  What will happen to Catsanova after being given a warning shot, Gun nam style?

Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Trial of Catsanova


Panel 1- Atty Cuervo: " Catsanova, tell this court where were you on Tuesday night?"
              Catsanova: " Now na?"

Panel 2: " Atty Cuervo: " And also tell us what you were doing on Mendiola Bridge that night.."
               Catsanova: " Now na?"

Panel 3: Atty Cuervo ( irritated ): " Yes! Now na! Now na!"
             Voice over ( calling to Catsanova ): " Now Na! Noww Na! What's the matter with you!"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The Trial of Catsanova

Panel 1- Atty Probono ( after some questions to Catsanova ): Your witness, Atty Cuervo.."

Panel 2- Atty Cuervo to himself: " I have been an elite lawyer for a long time. Rich and poor, I have    defended on the witness stand.."

Panel 3- Atty Cuervo to himself::  " But this is the first tme I will ask a witness sitting on a window sill.."


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The Trial of Catsanova

Panel 1- Reporter: " Lopez, Catsanova  is now called to the witness stand.."

Panel 2- Reporter: " There is a bit of a problem because Catsanova won't take the witness stand.."
              Lopez: " Huh? Why?"

Panel 3: Reporter: " He prefers sitting on the window sill.."

NOTE Cats also like to sit on fences but window sills are their favorite

Monday, December 17, 2012

The Trial of Catsanova

Panel 1- Reporter: " Lopez, the Senate or the Upper House doesn't want the trial of Catsanova to be done at the Lower House.."

Panel 2- Reporter: " On the other hand, Congress or the Lower House doesn't want the trial to be done at the Upper House.."
Lopez: " What happens now?"

Panel 3- Reporter: "Well, at the end, The Upper and Lower Houses agreed to do the trial at the Canteen.."

NOTE: This is a case of turf war between Houses. Everyone wants to be on top

Sunday, December 16, 2012

The Trial of Catsanova

Panel 1- Secretary: " Cong Grafar, they are asking if you will join the Senate and Congress' investigation of   Catsanova?."

Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Do they have TV cameras at the hearing?"
Secretary: " No, Sir.."

Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Tell them I'm busy.."

Friday, December 14, 2012

Catsanova

Panel 1- Reporter: " Lopez, different groups are already here in Mendiola to show support for Catsanova.."

Panel 2- Reporter: "All of them brought their own food and they're planning to hold a vigil throughout the  
              night. Even the SPCA is already here.."
             Lopez: " SPCA?! What are they doing there?"

Panel 3- Reporter: " Lopez, they came here to support Catsanova. They even brought catfood.."

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Catsanova

Panel 1- Reporter: " Lopez, people are starting to come here at Mendiola to give support to Catsanva.."

Panel 2- Police officer: " Father Dom, you cannot go inside. We are now on red alert!!"

Panel 3- Michael: " Father Dom, what are we going to do now?"
Father Dom: " What else but curse Nonoy.."

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Catsanova

Panel 1- Ronnie: " My friends, the PSG ( Presidential Security Group) have arrested Catsanova while he was shoutng  "Now Na!" at the Mendiola Bridge
Ryan: " Really?"

Panel 2- Ronnie: " Do you know what that means? Catsanova is shouting our battlecry. It's time to make our move!"
Ryan: " That's right!"
Russell: " Let's go!"

Panel 3- Ronnie: " At last! Catsanova could be the leader we are waiting for to unite us against the RH bill of Nonoy!"

NOTE: RH ( Reproductive Health ) being discussed at the bicameral session of the Senate and Congress

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Catsanova

Panel 1- Police Official: " Is this the destabilizer you caught shouting " Now Na!" at the Mendiola Bridge?"     Officer: " Yes, Sir!"

Panel 2-Officer: " Sir, please beware.. don't come near him.."  Official: " Why? Is he armed and dangerous?"

Panel 3-Officer: " He might scratch you..":

Monday, December 10, 2012

Catsanova

Panel 1- Sir Kerol: " Catsanova! It's you again! It's the 6th complaint we've received against you
            Catsanova: " It's our mating season, Sir Kerol.."

Panel 2- Sir Kerol: " Well, find another place because you're a nuisance here.."
           Catsanova: " What place can I go?"

Panel 3- Sir Kerol: " You can go to Mendiola and find your place there! "
            Catsanova: " Now na?"

Note: Mendiola Bridge is a historic place in Manila during the Marcos years where the opposition were always blocked by the military to prevent them from getting near Malacanyang Palace, Marcos seat of power

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Catsanova

Panel 1- A man sleeping soundly
Panel 2- The man's sleep was broken by the noise outside his window
Panel 3- The man called the police: " Sir Kerol, there's a leftist cat in our neighborhood.."

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Untitled

Panel 1- Caller: " You know, Lopez, I love to listen to your commentaries on radio.."

Panel 2- Caller: " You can clearly explain every issue that's why I'm so proud of you. You are my idol.."

Panel 3- Lopez: " Thanks, mom.."

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Untitled

Panel 1- Lopez: " Before we end our program, we have a call from Mayor Sindak.."   Mayor Sindak on  the line: " Thank you, Lopez.."

Panel 2- Mayor Sindak on the line: " I just want to correct the early news about our mother of all rallies..."

Panel 3- Mayor Sindak: " It's not true that only mothers attended our mother of all rallies.."