Eleksyon 2013: The Aftermath

Panel 1- Newscaster Ed Baylon on the phone: " Chairman Diamantes, isn't it right that if you do this in the last election, there won't be any confusion?"
Panel 2- Newscaster Ed: " And if you do that, there won't be any complaint, if you know what I mean.."
Panel 3- Chairman Diamantes: " Ed Baylon, we should exchange places. You think you're so smart.."
              Newscaster Ed to himself: " Hmm.. onion skinned.."

Eleksyon 2013: The Aftermath

Panel 1- Stan: " Congressman Grafar, why do you look so sad?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Didn't you just win in the last midterm election?"
 Cong Grafar : " Yes, I did.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " On the other hand, my son lost when he ran for Mayor, my brother also lost for governor and my dog for Party List.."

Eleksyon 2013: The Aftermath

Panel 1- Caller: " Sir Ed, let us allow the newly elected candidates to prove themselves.."
Panel 2- Caller: " I'm sure all of them are also thinking of ways for the good of our mother country.."
Panel 3- Ed Baylon: " You are a leftist, right?"

Eleksyon 2013: The Aftermath

Panel 1- Newscaster Ed Baylon to listeners: " My fellow countrymen, I'm worried about the winners of this past election who don't know anything.."
Panel 2- Ed Baylon: " Most likely, all they will do is steal from the coffers while in office making the people suffer again.."
Panel 3- Caller: " Sir Ed Baylon, are you a newscaster or a politician?"

Eleksyon 2013: The Aftermath

Panel 1- Stan to winning  political candidate: " Sir, why only now you will study how the government runs?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Isn't it better if you have studied before so that you will know what to do when elected?"
Panel 3- Winning candidate: " Well, what if I lost? I'll just kiss goodbye to my expenses?"

Eleksyon 2013: The Aftermath

Panel 1- Stan to Raphael: " Those candidates that we voted are really something.."
Panel 2- Stan: " When it's time to occupy their positions, it's only now that they start learning how the government works.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Maybe it's what they call " Study now, Serve later.."

Eleksyon 2013

Panel 1- Cocoy: " Chairman Diamantes, I am not going to my proclamation because counting of the votes is not finished yet.."
       Chairman Diamantes: " It's up to you, Cocoy.."
Panel 2- Cocoy calling Chair Diamantes: " Chairman Diamantes, counting of the votes is finished so I'm now here ready for my proclamation.."
       Chairman Diamantes: " I'm sorry, Cocoy.."
Panel 3- Chairman Diamantes: " You ask too much...Migs already turned your Certificate of Proclamation into a kite.."

Eleksyon 2013

Panel 1- Chairman Diamantes: " Yes, can I help you?"
                                   Cocoy: " Chairman Diamantes, your partial proclamation is not right.."
Panel 2- Cocoy: " The counting of votes in all the precincts are not yet finished so I'm going to file a
                             complaint at the Comelec.."
Panel 3- Chairman Diamantes: " Yes, can I help you?"

Eleksyon 2013

Panel 1- Geoffrey: " You're so good, Manny.. you won again as a Congressman.."
             Pacquiao: " Thanks be to God.."
Panel 2- Michael : " What did you do? Prayed hard? Gave away lots? Tell us, Manny.."
Panel 3-Pacquiao: " I ran unopposed.."

Eleksyon 2013

Panel 1- Poll official announcing the canvassed votes: " Number 1 is Grace Poe!"
                    Voter A: " Heinous!"
Panel 2- Poll official: " Number 5 is Nancy Binay!"
                   Voter A: " Heinous!"
Panel 3-      Voter B: " your candidate is losing, right?"
                   Voter A: " seventeenth place, grrr!"

Eleksyon 2013

Panel 1- Stan: " Dirty Larry, what can you say about the last Election?"
  Dirty Larry:" It's ok.."
Panel 2- Dirty Larry: " There are winners and there are losers. That's how it is in politics.."
Panel 3- Stan: " What can you say about Jerap winning the Election?"
   Dirty Larry : " Heinous!"
Note: Jerap ( Erap ) is a convicted plunderer

Eleksyon 2013

Panel 1-Voter to Poll official: " Can you help me to vote?"
                          Poll official: " Sure.."
Panel 2- Poll official: " All you have to do is shade the ovals next to the name of the candidates.."
Panel 3- Poll official: " Go ahead, shade Poe, Angara, Bam, Loren..oops skip Nancy and Escudero..."

Stem Cell

Panel 1- Mang Johnny: " Thanks, Nonoy, for inviting us to your place even if we are your political enemies.."
Panel 2- Nonoy: " My friends, ever since I've heard that you guys underwent stem cell therapy, I already wanted to bring you here.."
              Jerap: " Really?"
Panel 3: Nonoy welcoming his guests to his Farmville: " Please come in.."

Stem Cell

Panel 1- Nonoy: " Jejemar, what is this that I heard that you underwent stem cell therapy using a black  sheep?"
             Jejemar: " That's not true, Nonoy!"
Panel 2- Jejemar: " You prove your accusation or else you and I will part ways.."
               Nonoy: " Really?"
Panel 3- ( No translation needed as Jejemar answered Nonoy's question )

Stem Cell

Panel 1- Jerap: " You know, Stan, since I underwent stem cell therapy, I felt this change in me.."
               Stan: " Why did you say that?"
Panel 2- Jerap: " Ever since I had this stem cell from a white horse, I have this urge to run.."
               Stan: " Really?"
Panel 3- Jerap: " Yes, Stan..that's why I even run in Manila.."
Note: Jerap or Erap run for Mayor of Manila

Stem Cell

Panel 1- Stan: " Jejemar, why did you pick a black sheep for your stem cell therapy?"
Panel 2- Jejemar: " There were only two animals then for me to select and I chose the black sheep.."
Panel 3- Stan: " What kind of animal is the other one?"
           Jejemar: " Wild pig.."

Stem Cell

Panel 1- Stan to Dr San Lukas: " Doc, how is Mang Johnny..?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Was his stem cell therapy using a brown cow successful?"
Panel 3- Dr San Lukas: " Well, he is now a vegetarian.."

Stem Cell

Panel 1- Raphael : " Mang Johnny, where did your stem cell came from?"
      Mang Johnny : " It came from a brown cow.."

Panel 2- Stan : " How about you, Jerap.. where did your stem cell came from?"
            Jerap : " From a white horse.."

Panel 3- Stan : " And you, Jejemar?"
          Jejemar: " From a black sheep.."

Election 2013

Panel 1: Manong Bernie to Stan: " Do you think I will win in this coming election?"
Panel 2: Stan: " Manong Bernie, I can see only one way you can win.."
             Manong Bernie: " Really?! And what is that?"
Panel 3- Stan: " If Jesus Christ will come down to Earth and endorse you.."

Election 2013

Panel 1- Election Officer: " What qualification do you have that makes you want to run in this Election?"
                     Candidate : " I topped the Bar exam "

Panel 2- Election Officer: " What about you?"
                     Candidate : " I graduated from Harvard "

Panel 3- Election Officer: " And you?"
                     Candidate:  " I have an Amulet "

Note: We have this Senator-Actor that makes fantasy movies where his strength comes from an Amulet and the people loved him and so they voted for him. In return he made more movies with other comedians and to hell with the Senate

Election 2013

Panel 1- Raphael to Stan: " Stan, that candidate is a Harvard graduate.."
                               Stan: " Really? "

Panel 2- Raphael: " He also studied Public Speaking that's why he's good at it.."
                  Stan : " The only problem is that Pinoys are different breed.."

Panel 3- Audience # 1: " Hey, no more speech!"
              Audience #2 : " Just sing!"
              Audience #3 : " After that, you dance!"

Election 2013

Panel 1- Father Dom: " Being a catholic you should show how to be a true follower of God.."
Panel 2- Father Dom: " You vote for 'Team Buhay' so you will have mortal salvation.."
Panel 3- Parishioner : " What if we vote for ' Team Patay '?"
             Father Dom: " Then you'll have mortal sin! Mismo!"

"Mismo" is another word I find difficult to translate so I hope somebody could help me

Note: Team Buhay are the Senators who voted against the Reproductive Health bill
          Team Patay are the Senators who voted for the Reproductive Health bill, that's why the church is   campaigning  against their re-election to the Senate

Election 2013

Help! What's " impakto and sando " in English? This is the peril of doing translations Hehehe..

Panel 1- Jerap to himself: " Dirty Larry challenged me to a high noon debate here in Plaza Miranda.."
Panel 2- Jerap to himself: " Then he'll come to the stage wearing only a Tshirt.."
Panel 3- Jerap to himself: " .. while I bear the heat wearing my campaign jacket..Grrr "

Election 2013

Panel 1- Mayor to Juan: " Juan, here's two hundered pesos. I'm counting on you to vote for me.."
Panel 2- Juan to Mayor: " Mayor, don't count on it because I'm not selling my vote.."
Panel 3- Mayor to Juan: " Juan, here's five hundred pesos. I'm counting on you to vote for me.."
Juan to Mayor: " You can count on me, Sir.."