Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Cong Grafar's close in security checking the surrounding: " Clear! "
Panel 2- Stan: " Cong Grafar, looks like your security people are guarding you tight..
                         Is there a threat on your life?"
Panel 3- Grafar: " They're just making sure there are no Godchildren waiting for me to come out of the house.."

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Raphael: " The spirit of Christmas is in giving.."
Panel 2- Stan: " In plain  english, 'It's better to give than to receive'.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Am I right, Manny?"
          Manny: " Exactly!"

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Teacher Grace: " Son, do you know that Santa Clause spend the whole year preparing gifts for the children?"
Panel 2- Son: " It's not true, mother.."
              Teacher Grace: " What? Why?"
Panel 3- Son: " Because I always see  him at the Malls.."

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Teacher Grace: " Hay, Mare.. when December comes, children remember Santa Clause more
                                        than Jesus.."
Panel 2- Teacher Grace: "  And when the Holy Week comes, people tend to forget the suffering
                                         of our Lord.."
Panel 3- Mareng Kris: " Sorry, Mare.. I can't comment on that because we were at Boracay last Holy Week.."

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Teacher Grace: " Children, Christmas is coming.."
Panel 2- Teacher Grace: " Do you know who are we waiting for this Christmas?"
                           Pupils: " Yes, Ma'm!"
Panel 3- Teacher Grace: " Who?"
                           Pupils: " Santa Clause!"

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Police Chief: " Alright, men.. Christmas is coming.."
Panel 2- Police Chief: " It's forbidden to greet the motorists with " Merry Christmas "..Is that clear?!"
          Police Officers: " Yes. sir!"
Panel 3- Officer Kotong approaching a motorist:  " Ser, Happy New Year!!"

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, if politicians are vampires they should have melted under the sun.."

Panel 2- Raphael: " Stan, have you seen a Congressman or a Senator walking on the streets?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " They always ride a heavily tinted car from their house to congress and back because sunlight is bad for them."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, politicians are not ogres.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They are vampires!"
                   Stan: " Vampires?! What made you say that?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Because they suck the blood out of every Filipino so they can live in luxury and rule the country.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, I think politicians are ogres.."
        Raphael: " Why did you say that?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Because they don't age even though they're in their position for so long.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Also it takes a long time for them to die!"

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Nosy friend: " Cong Sumido, you seemed to be in deep thought.."
          Cong Sumido : " You're right.."
Panel 2- Cong Sumido: " I borrowed money before the election for my candidacy.."
Panel 3- Cong Sumido: " Now I don't know how to pay my debts because the pork barrel was abolished.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1-Larry: " Isn't that Cong Grafar?"
             Curly: " It's him.."
Panel 2- Moe: " He lost a lot of weight. Must be his work in Congress.."
Panel 3- Curly: " Who among the congressmen will not lose weight when their pork barrel was taken away.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Woman crying: " You don't know how painful it is to lose a child, Huhuhu..."
Panel 2- Man crying: " You don't know how hard it is to lose your house in a fire, Huhuhu.."
Panel 3- Grafar crying: " You don't know how painful it is when your pork barrel is taken away from you, Huhuhu..."

Relief Goods

Panel 1- What the pilot saw from the Helicopter after the supertyphoon
Panel 2- What the pilot saw from the Helicopter after relief goods were delivered
Panel 3- What the pilot saw from the Helicopter reinforced his belief that politicians have no souls

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Critic: " We are going to impeach you P-Nonoy
        P-Nonoy: " Who are you going to replace me with?"
Panel 2- P-Nonoy: " Jejemar?, Mars?, Makoy?, Oldman?, Pretty Boy?, Sexy?"
Panel 3- Critic: " Anderson Cooper!"

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Radio announcement: " Flash report! A miracle happened in the repacking of relief goods in a Municipality.."
Panel 2- Official: " It's true, Sir! I personally saw those boxes of corned beef when they were delivered here last night.."
Panel 3- Supervisor: " Where's the miracle you were saying?"
                   Official: " Well, those boxes of corned beef became Sardines!"

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Stan: " Jejemar, aren't you worried that Mars is always on radio and television?"
         Jejemar: " Nope.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Even the CNN already interviewed him.."
              Jejemar: " It's ok.."
Panel 3- Jejemar: " Everytime he talks the more he's going selfie.."
                   Stan: " Se.. selfie?!"
              Jejemar: " Yes.. self destruct!"
Note: Mars should know the saying about less talk equals less mistake, more talk...

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Enteng Prenur: " Sir, buy now! All our products are imported! Buy now!"..
Panel 2- Stan: " How do we know your products are really imported?"
Panel 3- Enteng Prenur: " They all came from this boxes!"..

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Sad Man: " Haay.. this is the life of a typhoon victim.. surrounded by filth and garbage.."
Panel 2- Sad Man: " Even our children are now getting sick.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Why don't you clean your surroundings?"
              Sad Man: " What?! It's the job of the MMDA!
Note: MMDA is Metro Manila Development Authority that handles traffic/garbage problems