Friday, February 28, 2014

Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Senator Pilato: " Poblador Pobre, I don't understand why you're so poor.."
           Poblador Pobre: " It's like this, sir.."
Panel 2- Poblador Pobre: " Your salary, your SUV and driver, gasoline, your Senate staff full of relatives,
                                           your cellphone and prepaid load, domestic helpers, cook, nanny, gardener,
                                           including your dinners at exclusive restaurants.."
Panel 3- Poblador Pobre: " I pay for all of them that's why I am so poor.."

Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Senator Pilato: " Poblador Pobre, how many children do you have?"
          Poblador Pobre: "  I have eight children.."
Panel 2- Senator Pilato: " Eight?! How come you have eight children when you don't have a job?"
Panel 3- Poblador Pobre: " That's the reason why I have eight.."

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Senator Pilato: " Poblador Pobre, did you go to school?"
           Poblador Pobre: " Yes, sir.. up to Grade 2.."
Panel 2- Senator Pilato: " And because you didn't finish school, you find it  difficult to get a job?"
           Poblador Pobre: " Yes. sir.."
Panel 3- Senator Pilato: " And you are blaming the government because you can't find a job?"
           Poblador Pobre: " Yes, sir.."

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, only three Senators arrived.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Sir, why only three of you  came?"
 Congressman: " Because Deniece is not the one we are investigating.."
Panel 3- Poblador Pobre: " I'm sorry I'm late. I have to walk to get here.."

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, it's almost noon and Poblador Pobre's not yet here. He's three hours late.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " The Senators might get mad at him for wasting their time.."
                   Stan: " It's ok, Raphael.."
Panel 3- Stan: " There are still no Senators who have arrived yet.."

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, lets watch the senate hearing on Monday.."
                   Stan: " Sure.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " The Senate will investigate Poblador Pobre, the poorest man in the country.."
                   Stan: " Why?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " They will decide if they should file a case against him for unexplained poverty.."

Friday, February 21, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Stanley: " You are amazing, Darth Penalty, you know what will happen.."
   Darth Penalty : " Of course!"
Panel 2-Darth Penalty: " A  law created me and these politicians are treating me like a switch.."
                      Stanley: " Switch?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " Yes! On and Off! On and Off!"

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Darth Penalty, what about Sunday? Is it a rest day or there will be hanging?"
      Darth Penalty: " Of course.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " That day is reserved for politicians who stole from the people.."
                           Stan: " Why Sunday only?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " If we do it daily, we will ran out of politicians especially the Senators.."

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " You cannot hang a criminal upside down.."
      Darth Penalty: " Why not?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " You will face the CHR ( Commission on Human Rights )!"
      Darth Penalty: " CHR?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " What did the CHR do when the squatters threw stones at the demolition team and
                                      the police at the Agham Road?"

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Darth Penalty, it might be hard to have a public hanging everyday. You know how
                              the Filipinos are.. they lose interest easily.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " Not exactly, Raphael.. all we need is variety to make sure we have the crowd.."
                      Raphael: " Variety?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " Yes.. we can hang them upside down especially those who rape children.."

Monday, February 17, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Darth Penalty, your idea about hanging is excellent.."
                   Stan: " Right.."
Panel 2- Stanley : " Just think, if there will be hanging everyday, the economy will grow because of the
                              numerous people who will watch.."
Panel 3- Stanley : " And who knows, additional revenues will be earned through pay per view of TV
                              stations that will cater to other countries.."

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " Stan, Raphael.. Death Penalty is not my name anymore.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " I am now Darth Penalty on this age of high technology.."
                           Stan: " Darth Penalty?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " That's right.. I am the illegitimate son  of Darth Vader.."

Friday, February 14, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1-    Raphael: " We admire you, Death Penalty.. you already know what will happen.."
         Darth Penalty: " Of course.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " You will entertain the public and at the same time you will lessen the criminals.."
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " And you can use the rope again and again so the government will save a lot.."

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " Of course, the TV networks will join the event for their live feed and TV ratings.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " And people will come to watch because they are fond of having things for free.."
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " And because of the crowd, ambulant vendors of taho, fish & squid balls, sago and
                                      other street foods will come.."

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " Stan, Raphael.. if they want to save money, why not use a rope to hang the
                                      criminals?"
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " And to scare the criminals, the hanging should be done in public.."
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " All you need is a high platform so everybody can see the hanging.."

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Don't worry, Death Penalty.. they're still going to discuss your return. They don't even
                              know what punishment to give.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " There are those who want lethal injection but there are those who opposed.."
                   Stan: " Chemicals are expensive.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Some prefers the firing squad  but there were complaints.."
                   Stan: " Bullets are expensive.."

Monday, February 10, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " After Marcos,  Tita Cory put me to rest in 1986.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " However, President Ramos brought me back to life in 1993 but President Gloria
                                      sent me to rest in 2006
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " It's now 2014 and Senator Sotto wants to bring me back again..What are they
                                      thinking?"
Note: Death Penalty and Darth Penalty are one

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Look, Stan.. it's Death Penalty!"
     Death Penalty: " Hi, Raphael.. Hello, Stan.."
Panel 2- Stan : " What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in peace!"
     Death Penalty: " As usual..."
Panel 3- Death Penalty: " They say crime is on the rise again so they want to bring me back to life.."