Monday, March 31, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Grafar: " In short, Raphael and Stan, their lives depend on me.."
Panel 2- Grafar: " That's why they want me as sponsor when there is wedding and when someone dies,
                            they go to me for burial expenses.."
Panel 3- Grafar: " That's why they don't forget me when there's an Election.. Hehehe.."

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, how will your constituents live if they are in the dark?
Panel 2- Grafar : " Everyday they go to our house and I give them food and money.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " What will they learn  from that system?"
              Grafar : " They will learn that they owe me ( and should return the favor someday )"

Friday, March 28, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, if I will build schools in my province, my constituents will become smart.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Their eyes will be open to the truth and most likely they will not vote for us.."
Panel 3-       Stanley  : " So it's better that they remain uneducated for the rest of their lives. Am I right?"
              Cong Grafar: " Exactly!"

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, most provinces with political dynasties do not improve. They also
                              lack education.."
Panel 2- Grafar  : " Raphael, you don't need education if you can make your people happy.."
             Raphael: " What do you mean?"
               Grafar: "  Watch and Learn.."
Panel 3- Constituents: " Cong Grafar, is it true you invited  Marian Rivera to our town fiesta? Weee!!!

Note: Marian Rivera is primetime Queen of TV telenovelas and also the movies

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Another good thing about political dynasty is that we already know what to do
                                     whether local or national.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " That's why at their early age I already teach my children about politics so they
                                     will learn early.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Unlike other officials who studied governance only after they got elected.."

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " You know, Raphael, the advantage of having a political dynasty is that it enables me                                      to continue my projects.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " If others will take my place, it's for sure he won't continue my project and instead he
                                     will build his own.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " If that happens, my project and the money spent will go to waste.."

Monday, March 24, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, what about the other aspirants if you already have the juicy positions?"
              Grafar : " What do you mean?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Because the vice governor is the cousin of your wife and the vice mayor is your nephew. There's no more chance for others to serve!"
Grafar: " Not true!"
Panel 3- Grafar: " They can always run as Councilors or Baranggay Captains ( the lowest positions )

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, are you in favor of political dynasty?"
                Grafar: " Of course!"
Panel 2-   Grafar: " Where will we be if there is no political dynasty.."
Panel 3-   Grafar: " I wouldn't be a Congressman, my wife won't be a Governor and my son won't be a Mayor.."

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Only in the Philippines

Panel 1-  Driver: " Why are you stopping me? What did I do?"
              Officer: " Speeding!"
Panel 2- Driver: " Speeding?! Who said so? Do you have a video? A speed radar?!"
Panel 3- Wife  : " I'm sorry, Officer.. my husband is like that when he's drunk!"

Friday, March 14, 2014

Only in the Philippines

Panel 1- Pedro: " Sir, how come many of you came to our place in bicycles?"
Panel 2- Biker : " It's because this is our Mountain Bike Fun Run so we can raise money for the
                           reforestation of your place.."
Panel 3- Pedro: " Why don't you just sell your mountain bikes  to raise money fast? That way you
                           don't have to get yourselves tired.."

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Only in the Philippines

Panel 1- Police Officer: " What's wrong with you, Driver? You just bumped four vehicles!"
Panel 2- Bus Driver: " I'n sorry, Officer.. I lost my brake.."
Panel 3- Bus Driver: " That's why I had to bump those four vehicles to stop the bus.."

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Only in the Philippines

Panel 1- Yesterday- A road digging by a utility company..
Panel 2- Today - The road restored
Panel 3- Tomorrow- The same road being dug by another utility company

Monday, March 10, 2014

Only in the Philippines

Panel 1- Raphael: " The DENR said it will take 280 years to reforest the Philippines.."
Panel 2- Stanley : " It's because it took 28 years of neglect by the DENR for the illegal loggers
                              to clear vast area of forest.."
Panel 3- Stanley : " Darth Penalty says it will only take him 28 days to hang all the corrupt employees
                              of the DENR ( Department of Environment and Natural Resources )

NOTE: Corrupt people in DENR issues logging permits  for the right price. Most logging concessionaires are politicians

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Only in the Philippines

Panel 1-  A taxpayer paying his tax at the BIR ( Bureau of Internal Revenue )
Panel 2- Two taxpayers paying their tax at the BIR
Panel 3- Hundreds o f taxpayers paying their taxes
              Doctor No: " Government is inefficient. Look at the long line!"

Friday, March 7, 2014

The Working Dead

Panel 1- Stanley: " Boss, aren't you afraid you'll get sick?"
Panel 2- Stanley: " Everyday the grime and foul smell of the garbage are with you.."
   Garbage Man : " It's ok, sir.."
Panel 3- Garbage Man: " We just smoke cigarettes so we won't smell the stench and avoid getting sick.."

Thursday, March 6, 2014

The Working Dead

Panel 1- Stanley: " Everyday, the garbage men are facing all kinds of germs.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " But they don't care as long as they can feed their families.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " The question is what will happen to them if they get sick?"

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

The Working Dead

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, the other poor workers are the garbage collectors.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " They pick up all kinds of dirty things as they collect garbage everyday.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " And they don't have gloves or even face masks while doing their work.."

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The Working Dead

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, its not unusual for a traffic enforcer to smell like a corpse because of pollution.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Let's ask a traffic enforcer what he can say about it.."
Panel 3- Raphael and Stan and a long dead traffic enforcer who already succumb to pollution 

Monday, March 3, 2014

The Working Dead

Panel 1- Raphael: " I just hope those traffic enforcers have health insurance.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " It's not that easy to inhale all those pollution in Metro Manila.."
Panel 3- Stanley : " That's why they say those traffic  enforcers of MMDA smell like corpses.."

NOTE;   MMDA  is Metro Manila Development Authority

Sunday, March 2, 2014

The Working Dead

Panel 1- Raphael: " You know, Stan.. the job of  a traffic enforcer of MMDA is hard.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Everyday they are exposed to the sun  while managing the flow of traffic.."
Panel 3- Stan: " And they are also exposed to carbon monoxide coming out from the vehicles.."