Friday, November 21, 2014

Politics 301

Panel 1- Tax officer: " Sir, your payable tax is 50,000 pesos but I can work it out
                                  so you will pay 20,000 pesos only.."
Panel 2- Businessman: " No way! Here's a check for 50,000 pesos for my tax
                                     and give me a receipt!"
Panel 3- Businessman is no match against the corrupt

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Politics 301

Panel 1-  Stanley: " Some lawmakers need projects so they can get kickbacks from contractors.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " And LGU's ( Local Government Units ) love project bidding so they can get
                              commissions from suppliers.."
Panel 3-  Stanley: " You have to give it to politicians and their like, they have drive and foresight!"

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Politics 301

Panel 1- Mother: " For God's sake, son.. don't run for Senator! Have pity on our country.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Stan, who's the man she's begging not to run for Senator?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Her boxer son.."

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Politics 301

Panel 1- Raphael: " Life of politicians is heaven. We put them into public office, we pay them,
                              give them free cellphones..."
Panel 2- Raphael: " ... free cars with drivers, food, offices, staff, perks, trips to other countries,
                              and many more.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " And then they steal money from us.. ( sigh ).."

Monday, November 17, 2014

Politics 301

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Can you accept me in your lying in clinic?"
               Dr Chicago: " How do you feel, Congressman Grafar?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " To tell you the truth.."
               Dr Chicago: " Wait! We cannot accept you!"
Panel 3-  Dr Chicago: " This Lying-in Clinic is only for those lying politicians.
                                    Telling the truth is prohibited!" 
                                  

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Politics 301

Panel 1- Voice # 01: " My God!"
              Voice # 02: " Merciful God!"
Panel 2- Voice # 03: " Jesus, Mary and Joseph!!"
              Voice# 04: " My God!"
Panel 3- Father Dom: " Raphael, the VP is explaining his side to the priests regarding
                                    the accusations thrown against him by the senators.."

                                   

Monday, November 10, 2014

Kimmy

Panel 1- Raphael: " Ma'm Kimmy is doing good in her position at the BIR.."
                Grafar: " Hmp!"
Panel 2-   Grafar: " She's no better to me, Raphael..  I am Grafar and I'm not
                              afraid of that Kimmy!"
Panel 3- Stanley: "  She's good in handling guns, Cong Grafar!.."
               Grafar: " I just remember I have a meeting.. Hehehe.."

Sunday, November 9, 2014

Kimmy

Panel 1- Government Official: " Is this the so-called straight path of Nonoy? I am being sued because                                                         I forgot to include in my SALN the yacht that I bought?"
Panel 2-                    Kimmy: " Well, it's because the straight path of BIR is different.."
Panel 3-                    Kimmy: " You missed declaring something and you go straight to jail!"
NOTE:
BIR is Bureau of Internal Revenue
SALN is Statement of Assets, Liabilities and Networth                                            

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Kimmy

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, is this Congressman Grafar's birthday party?"
               Stanley: " Yes, it is.. why?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " I noticed the guests looked poor.. they only wear simple clothes.."
Panel 3-  Stanley: " Raphael, it's like that if one of your guest is Ma'm Kimmy of the BIR.."

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Kimmy

Panel 1- Stanley: " Ma'm Kimmy, were you hurt? That BMW crushed hard on your car.."
              Kimmy: " Not really.."
Panel 2- Kimmy: " I'm used to things like that since I work for the BIR ( Bureau Internal Revenue )"
Panel 3- Kimmy: " Just the other day, a Mercedes Benz bumped me.."

Monday, November 3, 2014

Kimmy

Panel 1- Stanley: " Why can't Ma'm Kimmy of BIR look directly at the person
                             she's shaking hands with? She just look around..."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Is she ashamed of meeting new people?"
            Raphael: " Not exactly.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " She's just scanning the clothes and jewelries of the people
                              she meet.."

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Kimmy

Panel 1- Sakeem ( Trying to impress ): " Hello, my name is Sakeem from Customs.. I love to travel
                              and shop..Hehehe.."
Panel 2- Sakeem: " I also love to replace my car every six months and of course, buy properties
                              in the provinces.."
Panel 3- Sakeem: " How about you? Are you also in government?"
              Auditor: " Yes.. I work for the BIR.."
Note:
BIR- Bureau of Internal Revenue