Mamasapano

Panel 1- Cong Amoylupa: " Mama San, is it true your ward, Strawberry, is only 14 years old?"
Panel 2- Questions from members of the joint hearing:
              Senator X: " Mama San, is it true your waistline is only 20 inches?"
               Cong XX: " Mama San, what is your cellphone number?"
              Senator Y: " Hey! It's my turn to ask Mama San!"
              Cong YY:  " No! It's my turn! What's wrong with you?!"
Panel 3- Radio broadcast: " Flash Report!!! Not only did Madam Chair lose her grace, she also lost                                                  her poise at the joint hearing!"

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Sherlock: " Madam Chair, I still have one resourceful person.. please??"
Panel 2- Madam C: " I hope she's not a Mamamasan, too Sherlock Solon.."
                Sherlock: " No, ma'm.. she's a woman.."
Panel 3- Madam C: " What is your name?"
                 Woman: " Mama San.."

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Madam Chair: " I am now going to ask Joe Nazareno, our resourceful person on this joint hearing.."
Panel 2- Madam Chair: " Is it true you are from Mamasapano?"
              Joe Nazareno: " Mamasapano? My gosh, no Madam Chair!"
Panel 3- Joe Nazareno: " I am a " Mamamasan " who lives in Quiapo!"

Note: Mamamasan is a carrier of the black Nazarene statue during procession at Quiapo

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Madam Chair: " Sherlock Solon, I am going to ask first in this joint hearing your first
                                      resourceful person.."
                     Sherlock: " Yes, ma'm"
Panel 2- Cong Toybi   : " Excuse me, Madam Chair, I'd like to thank you from the bottom
                                      of my heart.."
             Madam Chair: " What for, Cong Toybi?"
Panel 3- Cong Toybi  : " For mentioning " Una " twice in this joint hearing because it's the
                                      political party of my beloved idol in politics!"
Note: " Una " is first or number one

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sherlock Solon, there were already too many investigations about
                                Mamasapano.. who will be your witnesses?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " All the possible witnesses were already made resource persons
                                by Congress and the Senate.."
             Sherlock: " I know.."
Panel 3-Sherlock: " That's why I'll get my own witnesses and they will become
                                my resourceful persons!"

Mamasapano

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sherlock Solon, is it true that you're also going to investigate
                              what happened in Mamasapano?"
Panel 2- Sherlock: " That's true, Raphael and Stan..I want the truth to come out! I want those
                                involved to pay for what they have done!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " And you want to be seen on national TV!"

The Hearing

Panel 1- Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of the TV cameras
                           in the coming hearing.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " In that case, you will need a resource person who is credible to everyone
                            and who don't know how to tell lies!"
Panel 3- Grafar: " Who's that resource person you have in mind, Stan?"
             Stanley: " Jesus Christ!"

The Hearing

Panel 1- Grafar: " My good friend, is your TV camera ready? Remember the things I told you, ok?"
     Cameraman: " Yes, Cong Grafar!"
Panel 2- Cameraman: " I'll have ten thousand pesos when I focus on you for sometime.."
Panel 3- Cameraman: " And twenty thousand pesos if I give you close up while speaking.."

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " How are you, Cong Grafar? You looked ready for the next hearing.."
               Grafar: " Of course!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " What issues are you going to clear in your investigation on what happened
                             at Mamasapano?"
Panel 3-   Grafar: " Well,. first of all is if it's appropriate to take close up shots of congressmen
                              with flat noses and eye bags!"

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, is it true you're taking up voice lessons?"
               Grafar: " That's right!"
Panel 2-  Grafar: " My voice should sound good on the next hearing so people will love me.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, you're not going to sing at the hearing.."
               Grafar: "You'll never know.. someone might make a request.."

The Hearing

Panel 1- Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. my colleagues are also excited to be seen on TV that's why
                           our first hearing became unruly.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " What are you going to do so it will not happen again?"
Panel 3- Grafar: " We're going to use only one microphone so only can speak at a time!"

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, your last hearing on what happened at Mamasapano
                             didn't turn out good.."
               Grafar: " You're right, Stan.."
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Our hearing turned out loud and unruly. We looked like a freak show!"
Panel 3-  Grafar: " My other co-lawmakers lost their mind when they saw the TV cameras.."