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Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, were you able to get Pastillas Girl?"
           Jomar: " Well.. not exactly.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " There were many conditions and her talent fee is quite high so they gave me
                             another one.."
                 Stan: " Who is it?"
Panel 3- Jomar: " It's the Halaya Girl and we're very much compatible said Faylon!"

Note: Halaya is Yam. Jomar's compatibility to it is color because of his dark skin

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Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, were you able to talk to Alden and Yaya Dub?"
Panel 2- Jomar: " It's so hard to contact them. They're so busy so I contacted another TV station.."
Panel 3- Jomar: " And they said they have a girl talent that can go against Yaya Dub!"
                 Stan: " It's Pastillas girl! Wow!"

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Panel 1- Jomar: " Raphael, Stan.. did you know that my visits to many places in the Philippines
                             brought me 3 million tweets?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Sir Jomar, did you know that Alden just visited Yaya Dub and they got 25
                                million tweets?"
                 Jomar: " 25 million?!"
Panel 3- Jomar ( on the phone ): " Hello, Alden? Yaya Dub? "

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Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, have you noticed that candidates lose weight when there is an election?"
                    Stan: " Yes, I noticed.."
Panel 2-       Stan: " It's difficult to go to many places to campaign.."
              Raphael: " But Jomar is different.. he gains weight instead!"
Panel 3-       Stan: " It's because he only attends Boodle Fights.."

Note: Boodle fights is a military tradition where officers and soldiers eat together on a long table, standing and using their hands to get food laid on banana leaves. Politicians use it to impress that they are with the common people like what Jomar is doing.

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Panel 1- Candidate ( to himself ):  " It's hard to campaign.. it's hard to find time to rest.."
Panel 2- Candidate ( to himself ): " You have to go from one place to another so voters can see you.."
Panel 3- Candidate ( to himself ): " And there's nothing you can do on the stage if the people who      raise your hands have underarm odor.."

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Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, your approval rating went down!"
            Jomar: " You're right.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " It's because of that sub committee of the Senate. They keep on investigating me and they have no proof!"
Panel 3: Stan: " Why don't you just face the Senate?!"
           Jomar: " Are you willing to face a firing squad?"