Friday, July 8, 2016

Bobong

Panel 1- Dikong: " Bobong, don't be sad, I will remove Lenny as Vice President.."
Panel 2- Bobong: "Really, Dikong?! You will do it for me?"
              Dikong: " Yes, but it will take time.."
Panel 3- Bobong: " How long will I wait, Dikong?"
              Dikong: " Six years!"

Note- VP Lenny's term is 6 years

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Bobong

Panel 1- Dikong: " Bobong, don't worry, I will not give Lenny any position in my cabinet.."
             Bobong: " Thank you, Dikong.."
Panel 2- Dikong: " I will do it because I don't want you to get mad at me. We're friends!"
Panel 3- Dikong: " So why are you still sad?"
             Bobong: " Because she's still the Vice President! ( Sob )"

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Bobong

Panel 1- Volunteer: " My Bosses, will you please sign here.. we're soliciting 3 million signatures.."
             Stanley: " Sure!"
Panel 2- Volunteer: " Thank you, Bossings.."
              Stanley: " What are you fighting for?"
Panel 3- Volunteer: " We're doing this so that our idol, Bobong, will be the Vice President!"

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Bobong

Panel 1- Stanley: " Poor Nonoy, his term has ended.."
            Raphael: " Yes, you're right.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " I'm sure he's so sad right now after serving the country for six years.."
Panel 3- PNonoy at the beach enjoying himself

Monday, July 4, 2016

Bobong

Panel 1- Lebron: " Thank God, the election is finished. It will also end the fighting among the Filipinos.."
                Wade: " You're right!"
Panel 2- Lebron: " That's why I voted for Gracia.. to have continuity.."
                 Wade: " What?! You voted for Gracia!!"
Panel 3-    Wade: " You're so stupid! You should have voted for Dikong! Grr.."

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Bobong

Panel 1- PNonoy at 2010 Presidential Inauguration: " You're my Boss!!!"
Panel 2- Dikong at 2016 Presidential inauguration: " I am your Boss!!!"
Panel 3- Bobong at 2022 Presidential Election: " Waah! I was cheated again by Lenny!!!"

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Dikong

Panel 1- Voter..: " Atty Pomelo, I have sinned.."
            Pomelo: " In what way, my child?"
Panel 2- Voter: " I didn't vote for Dikong in the last election. What shall I do?"
           Pomelo: "Well.."
Panel 3- Pomelo: " Ask Dikong for forgiveness. Tell him you only did it because you're
                             hooked on drugs.." ( Dikong will surely kill him )

Friday, July 1, 2016

Dikong

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Dikong, why are you always raising your right hand. Are you a leftist?"
              Dikong: " Not exactly..
Panel 2- Dikong: " It's just force of habit that's hard to break.."
            Raphael: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Dikong: " When I was in college, I used to take the bus that's always full and I have to stand .     .holding the overhead bar.."