Thursday, March 31, 2016

Ang Botante

Panel 1- Voter Curly: " Cong Grafar, do you have 100 pesos? I want to bet on the two numbers game.."
                     Grafar: " Yes, I have.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Just a minute.. I forgot where I put my wallet.."
Panel 3- Voter Curly: " Cong Grafar, I don't have all day. I still have to go to the race track! "

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Ang Botante

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. it's not easy to become a candidate.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " There are voters who are hard to convince to vote for you.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " And there are those who have their own wish list! "
                        Voter: " I want this.. I want that.."

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Ang Botante

Panel 1- Grandpa: " Election is good for us senior citizens.."
                Stanley: " What do you mean? "
Panel 2- Grandpa: " I used to fetch water but now I have someone who do it for me.."
                Stanley: " Who? "
Panel 3- Grandpa: " Congressman Grafar! "

Monday, March 28, 2016

Ang Botante

Panel 1- Voter John: " Yahoo! We voters are popular once again! "
Panel 2- Voter John: " We are now in demand because politicians need our votes again! "
Panel 3- Jomar: " Mang Teban, I brought you a cake, Hehehe.. Happy Birthday! "
            Stanley: " It's Jomar! "

Friday, March 25, 2016

Holy Week

Panel 1- Stanley: " Where are you on Holy Week? "
                Miley: " We're going to Boracay! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " Where are you on Holy Week? "
               Celine: " We're going to Cebu and Palawan! "
Panel 3- Raphael ( frustrated ): " Why don't you go to church?! "

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Holy Week

Panel 1- Raphael: " Congressman Grafar, I already nailed your hands and feet on the cross.."
                Grafar: " Thank you, Raphael.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " They will now know that among the Congressmen, Cong Grafar is different! "
    Raphael ( to himself ): " My idol.."
Panel 3- Grafar: " Now, inform the Media so I will be in the TV news tonight! "

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Holy Week

Panel 1- Grafar: " Raphael, I have a request for you.."
           Raphael: " What is it, Congressman Grafar? "
Panel 2- Grafar: " I want you to nail me on the cross after my penitence.."
           Raphael: " Really?! "
Panel 3- Grafar: " I want to suffer because of my pork barrel.."
           Raphael: " Really?! "

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Holy Week

Panel 1- Raphael: " My friends, please go easy with Congressman Grafar.. you're hurting him so bad! "
Panel 2- Brandon: " Congressman Grafar has immunity, right? "
                Stanley: " Of course! "
Panel 3- Brandon: " Then he wouldn't feel the pain because he's immune! "

Monday, March 21, 2016

Holy Week

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, how would we know Congressman Grafar among the flagellants? "
Panel 2- Raphael: " All the flagellants have their faces covered so we don't know who they are.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Raphael, Congressman Grafar is the one who has so many beaters! "

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Holy Week

Panel 1- Curly: " Sir, who among the flagellants is Congressman Grafar? "
              Larry: " Why? "
Panel 2- Curly: " We want to apply to be his beater! "
              Larry: " Is that so?! "
Panel 3- Larry: " But who are you and why so many who wanted to beat Congressman Grafar? "
              Curly: " We're all taxpayers! "

Friday, March 4, 2016

Jomar Forever

Panel 1- Jomar: " Nonoy, it's good that you are going to build a modern jail.."
Panel 2- Nonoy: " It's about time that those who steal from the public coffers have their own jail! "
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Jomar, do you have a preference as to size of your cell? "

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Jomar Forever

Panel 1- Jomar: " Hehehe.. I am again number one in the survey of False Asia! "
Panel 2- Jomar: " I am also number one in the survey of Social Weather Weather Station! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " You're also number one in the heart of the Ombudsman! "

NOTE- Jomar has 5 cases of plunder filed by the Ombudsman in the Sandiganbayan. It can only progress once Jomar steps down from office after the May elections. He is still the VP and immune from suit while in office. However, if he wins the Presidency, things will turn for the worst.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Jomar Forever

Panel 1- Survey officer#01: " According to our survey, Jomar is number one for President
                                            and he's going to replace Nonoy! "
              Stanley: " Really?! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " How many people did you ask? "
              Survey officer#01: " 1,200.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " And how many voters for this coming election? "
              Survey officer#01: " 57 million! "


Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Jomar Forever

Panel 1- Survey officer#01: " Let's ask this one for our survey.."
              Survey officer#02: " Not that one! He looks elitist! "
Panel 2- Survey officer#01: " Let's ask this one for our survey.."
              Survey officer#02: " Not that one! He looks like he has high IQ! "
Panel 3- Survey officer#01: " Let's ask this one for oursurvey.."
              Survey officer#02 ( looking at an Alien ): " Yes! That's the one! "