Friday, February 17, 2017

The Dirk

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, Senator Dorgon has become touchy now that Vanilla Puson
                             compaed his skin to a chinese onion! There's gonna be trouble!!"
                  Stan: " Don't worry.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Thrillanes is sitting beside him and he knows Dorgon very well. He'll know what to do.."
Panel 3- Stan: " .. to avoid trouble.."

The Dirk

Panel 1- Dorgon: " For your info, Ms Vanilla Puson, you are not in a radio station but in the Senate.
                            We are different here, Hmp! "
Panel 2- Dorgon: " And I cannot accept your exposed flat belly. It causes distraction so cover it! "
               Vanilla: " Excuse me?! "
Panel 3- Vanilla: " This is a free country, Senator Dorgon, I can wear whatever I want! "
            Dorgon: " No, you can't! "
             Vanilla: " Yes, I can!! "

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

The Dirk

Panel 1- Dorgon: " Miss Vanilla Puson, we invited you here to clear up some matters.."
Panel 2- Dorgon: " We noticed that everytime you speak, your flat belly seems to be alive.."
Panel 3- Vanilla: " Your honor, everytime I speak, it is timed with my breathing exercise
                             just like we do in the radio.."

The Dirk

Panel 1- Raphael: " Look, Stan.. Vanilla Puson will be in danger if she shows up in the Senate! "
                   Stan: " Why?,,"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Because the most sensitive senator in the country will be attending the hearing! "
                   Stan: " Who?.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Senator Dirk Dorgon!."
                   Stan: " The Dirk!.."

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Dirk

Panel 1- Stanley: " They say Vanilla's exposed flat stomach was a big distraction when she appeared
                             before Congress.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Well, that's the way Vanilla dresses.."
             Stanley: " You're right.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Still they invited her to appear in the Senate so they will have equal media exposure
                             with Congress!.."

Sunday, February 12, 2017

The Dirk

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, have you heard the news? "
             Raphael: " What news? "
Panel 2- Stanley: " The Senate wants to investigate Vanilla Puson too! "
             Raphael: " I knew it! "
Panel 3- Raphael: " What's the case?
             Stanley: " Indecent exposure! "