Saturday, March 18, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, we need more spirit renewal.."
                 Mr Castanas: " Oh, I'm sorry, sir Manny.."
Panel 2-    Mr Castanas: " Waiter! "
Panel 3-    Mr Castanas: " Please bring us another bottle of Blue Label! "
                    Waiter: " Yes, sir! "

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Do you know the meaning of spirit renewal, Mr Castanas? "
                 Mr Castanas: " No, your honor.."
Panel 2- Senator Manny: " it means you will not lie and will only tell the truth.."
                 Mr Castanas: " Just like Aguirre? "
Panel 3- Senator Manny: " Let me teach you after this hearing, ok? "
                 Mr Castanas: " Sure.."

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, what you said about Du-30 is not true. It was De-5's fault! "
Panel 2- Mr Castanas: " It's Du-30!  "       Senator Manny: " It's De-5! "
              Mr Castanas: " It's Du-30! "        Senator Manny: " It's De-5!"
              Mr Castanas: " It's De-5! "          Senator Manny: " It's Du-30! "
Panel 3- Mr Castanas: " Du-30? "             Senator Manny: " It's Du-30! Crush my ******! "

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, is it true when you said nobody forced you to face the Senate? "
                 Mr Castanas: " Nobody, sir.."
Panel 2- Manny: " Are you sure? "      Castanas: " Sure! "
              Manny: " Very, very sure? :   Castanas: " Very! "
              Manny: " Absolutely sure? "  Castanas: " Absolutely! "
Panel 3- Manny: " No doubt? "           Castanas:; " None! "
              Manny: " Maybe there is? "   Castanas: " None! "
              Manny ( exasperated ): " Please? "

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, if you will not tell the truth, I will content you in this Senate! "
Panel 2- Senator Laxon (whispering tto Manny ): " Manny.. Bzzz.."
Panel 3- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, if you will not tell the truth, I will cite you for contempt
                                         in this Senate! "

Monday, March 13, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, I feel that my country Philippines is cursed.."
Panel 2- Stan: " What made you say that, Raphael? "
              Raphael: " Because of them.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Hello, Sir Toto San!.."
              Raphael: " Hi, Sir Manny! "

Note:: Toto San is the twin of Tito Sen aka Tito Sotto
          Manny is the twin of Manny Pacquiao