Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Nonoy, looks like some of your party members are
                              transferring to UNO party!"
              Nonoy : " Looks that way..."
Panel 2- Nonoy : " That's how the traditional  politicians are if there is a coming election..
                              they jump ship.. ( so they can transfer to the perceived winner's party )
Panel 3- Raphael: " It's because your term will end on 2016, Sir Nonoy.."
              Nonoy : " Well, that's what they think.. Hehehe.."

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it's not good for someone like you to transfer
                              from one political party to another.."
Panel 2- Grafar  : " It's ok, Raphael, Stan.. because of me, people will always remember
                              tha Department of Agriculture.."
              Raphael: " How?"
Panel 3- Grafar   : " They will remember the Balimbing, Butterflies and the newest.. peaches!"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, aren't you ashamed you're always changing political parties?"
Panel 2- Stanley: " It would appear that you don't have loyalty in your political party.."
Panel 3- Grafar : " Raphael, Stan..what will you do with loyalty if you will lose political power?"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, Nonoy's term is not yet finished but you already transferred
                              to the UNO party of Jomar?"
Panel 2- Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. Nonoy's term will end on 2016 and Jomar will likely
                           succeed him.."
Panel 3- Grafar: " You know how politicians are, they go where the hero or leading man is Hehehe.." 

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, weren't you in GMA's political party before?"
                Grafar: " Correct!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then when Nonoy won, you transferred at once to his political party?"
                Grafar: " Correct!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Then when are you going to transfer to Jomar's political party
                              now that he's always leading in the surveys?
                Grafar: " Yesterday!"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, it's still two years before Election 2016 but this early,
                              there are already those jockeying for position.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Some are already giving hints of their intention to run.."
Panel 3- Stanley: "  'Balimbing and Butterflies' will be in season once again.."

Note: Balimbing is a Philippine fruit with 5 sides. More popularly refer to politicians who are turncoats or one who take many sides while Butterfly is referred to politicians who transfer from one political party to another

Politics 101

Panel 1- Nonoy: " Haay..when will the people unite for the country? For progress?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " When the people learn to cross the street.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " ..using the pedestrian lane!"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Nonoy, politics in our country are just like that.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Those who are in power are incompetent.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " And those who are not in power has the solution to all
                              the country's problems..

Politics 101

Panel 1- Nonoy: " You know, Raphael and Stan.. a President like me feel something is different.."
Panel 2- Nonoy: " If my mother's still alive, she would have spanked me.."
            Raphael: " Why, sir?"
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Because it appears I'm always doing things wrong no matter what I do
                            for the good of the country.."

Politics 101

Panel 1- Mars: " Nonoy, your rating went down again in the latest survey of
                          the Social Weather Weather Station!"
           Nonoy: " That's true, Mars. "
Panel 2- Mars: " Aren't you worried that the survey result are in the newspapers?"
           Nonoy: " Nope.."
Panel 3-Nonoy: " My Horoscope is also in the newspapers!"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Why do politicians like you always say " politically motivated " when a case
                               is filed against them?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why don't you just answer the case filed against you?"
Panel 3- Grafar  : " Raphael, how can I answer when it is politically motivated?"

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it seems you have another case filed against you.."
                Grafar: " It\s nothing.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " Those actions are what we call politically motivated so we just
                              ignore them.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, even though it might be politically motivated,
                              it doesn't mean it's not true.."

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir,you mean to say there are more requirements for those who want to apply
                             as Janitor than President of the Philippines?"
              Officer: " You're correct!"
Panel 2- Romeo: " In that case any Pontius Pilate can run for the presidency?"
              Officer: " Of course!"
Panel3- Officer : " That's why ' It's more fun in the Philippines', right?"

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir, do you know of any job that only requires a birth certificate,
                             knows how to read and write?"
Panel 2- Romeo: " And accepts applicants even if he's past forty?"
              Officer: " Why, sure!"
Panel 3- Officer: " President of the Philippines!"

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir, how come you gave a job to that guy even though he didn't have an application?"
Panel 2- Officer: " My friend, in this office, what you know is not important.."
Panel 3- Officer: " What is more important is who you know as a backer so you can get a job.."

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir, I am only applying as a Janitor.. why so many requirements?"
Panel 2- Officer : " We have to review and scrutinize our applicants before we hire them.."
Panel 3- Mayor : " Jess, this is my godson.. give him a position in your office.."
              Officer ; " Sure, Mayor!"

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Oh, Juliet.. it's because I don't have any formal clothes to wear so I can apply for a job.."
Panel 2- Juliet: " Romeo, you don't need formal clothes to wear.."
              Romeo: " And why not?"
Panel 3- Juliet: " Because it's not the SONA of the President you're going to!"

Note: SONA is State of the Nation Address of the President 

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Juliet: " The government says more people are now having jobs.."
              Romeo: " Really?"
Panel 2- Romeo: " How come up to now I don't have a job?"
Panel 3- Juliet: " How can you find a job when you're always staying home?"