Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Vanilla Puson speaking on radio: " Our last caller is someone who doesn't know anything in this world.."
Panel 2- Vanilla: " He wants to go to the beach but his problem is there is a hole on his favorite swimming trunk.."
Panel 3- Vanilla: " He doesn't know how to sew so I had to teach him how to insert a thread in the eye of the needle. Sheesh!.."

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Stanley: " Here, Raphael.. you listen to Vanilla Puson's answer to callers.."
Panel 2- Vanilla on radio: " No! No matter what you do, you cannot insert it when it's still soft!  "
              Raphael: " OMG! "
Panel 3- Vanilla: " You have to stiffen it first before you insert, ok? That's the only solution! "
              Raphael: " OMG! It's really X rated! "

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Raphael: " Are there really people who call on those wee hours? "
               Stanley: " You'll be surprised, Raphael.."
Panel 2-  Stanley: " Most callers to Vannila's radio program are DOM and politicians.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " That must be the reason why many congressmen are absent the next day.."

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Stanley: " Vanilla Puson's program is different, Raphael.. it's purely Q and A format.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Other radio programs are doing it too! "
                  Stanley: " We'll, Vanilla's approach is different, my friend.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Her answers to questions were a bit X-rated that's why she's popular in the radio.."

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Raphael: " Did you say " thirst? " I don't know any radio program with that name.."
Pantel 2- Stanley: " Of course, Raphael, because Vanilla's radio program starts at 3:00 a.m.! "
              Raphael: " 3:00 a.m.? "
Panel 3- Stanley: " That's right because her program is rated " For A Dolt Only "

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Stanley: " Did you say Vanilla Puson?"
            Raphael: " Yes, Stan, and they say she's better than Mocha! "
              Stanley: " That's true! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " Vanilla Puson is a radio talent and she has a program called " Uhaw "
Panel 3- Stanley: " Most of the people who call her are men who are thirsty for knowledge..
 NOTE: Uhaw is thirsty or someone who needs love in this case

The Hearing

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, I don't believe the Congressmen will be gentlemen on the next hearing.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Why? They're not investigating Mocha Uson! "
            Raphael: " Yes, Stan.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " But they will investigate next the super sexy Vanilla Puson! "
               Stanley: " Vanilla Puson?! "

The Hearing

Panel 1- Grafar: " The Congressmen promised they will behave on the next hearing.."
Panel 2- Grafar: " They were carried away when they investigated Ma'm Delilah.."
Panel 3- Grafar: " They just want to show the people that they're still honorable.."

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " The image of Congress has gone so low, Cong Grafar! "
               Grafar: " I Know "
Panel 2-  Grafar: " That's why they want to make up for it so the public will not hate them anymore.."
            Raphael: " How? "
Panel 3-  Grafar: " They are requesting for another hearing! "
             Stanley: " What?! "

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " What a shame! The congressmen were rude and the audience too! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " It was like a fiesta on that hearing! Shame! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " They acted as if they don't have wives and daughters of their own! "

The Hearing

Panel 1- Raphael: " What they did at the investigation was disturbing considering that they are           honorable congressmen.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They really put Ma'm Delilah on the spot and that's too much! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " What worries me were the laughter from the audience who seemed to enjoy the hearing.."

The Hearing

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, your friends in Congress were overbearing in their investigation.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They even asked details of the love lovelife of Ma'm Delilah.."
                Grafar: " I'm sorry, Raphael.."
Panel 3-   Grafar: " Those guys are maniacs! "