Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it seems you have another case filed against you.."
                Grafar: " It\s nothing.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " Those actions are what we call politically motivated so we just
                              ignore them.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, even though it might be politically motivated,
                              it doesn't mean it's not true.."

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir,you mean to say there are more requirements for those who want to apply
                             as Janitor than President of the Philippines?"
              Officer: " You're correct!"
Panel 2- Romeo: " In that case any Pontius Pilate can run for the presidency?"
              Officer: " Of course!"
Panel3- Officer : " That's why ' It's more fun in the Philippines', right?"

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir, do you know of any job that only requires a birth certificate,
                             knows how to read and write?"
Panel 2- Romeo: " And accepts applicants even if he's past forty?"
              Officer: " Why, sure!"
Panel 3- Officer: " President of the Philippines!"

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir, how come you gave a job to that guy even though he didn't have an application?"
Panel 2- Officer: " My friend, in this office, what you know is not important.."
Panel 3- Officer: " What is more important is who you know as a backer so you can get a job.."

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Sir, I am only applying as a Janitor.. why so many requirements?"
Panel 2- Officer : " We have to review and scrutinize our applicants before we hire them.."
Panel 3- Mayor : " Jess, this is my godson.. give him a position in your office.."
              Officer ; " Sure, Mayor!"

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Romeo: " Oh, Juliet.. it's because I don't have any formal clothes to wear so I can apply for a job.."
Panel 2- Juliet: " Romeo, you don't need formal clothes to wear.."
              Romeo: " And why not?"
Panel 3- Juliet: " Because it's not the SONA of the President you're going to!"

Note: SONA is State of the Nation Address of the President 

Romeo and Juliet

Panel 1- Juliet: " The government says more people are now having jobs.."
              Romeo: " Really?"
Panel 2- Romeo: " How come up to now I don't have a job?"
Panel 3- Juliet: " How can you find a job when you're always staying home?"