Monday, August 25, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, weren't you in GMA's political party before?"
                Grafar: " Correct!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then when Nonoy won, you transferred at once to his political party?"
                Grafar: " Correct!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Then when are you going to transfer to Jomar's political party
                              now that he's always leading in the surveys?
                Grafar: " Yesterday!"

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, it's still two years before Election 2016 but this early,
                              there are already those jockeying for position.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Some are already giving hints of their intention to run.."
Panel 3- Stanley: "  'Balimbing and Butterflies' will be in season once again.."

Note: Balimbing is a Philippine fruit with 5 sides. More popularly refer to politicians who are turncoats or one who take many sides while Butterfly is referred to politicians who transfer from one political party to another

Monday, August 18, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Nonoy: " Haay..when will the people unite for the country? For progress?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " When the people learn to cross the street.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " ..using the pedestrian lane!"

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Nonoy, politics in our country are just like that.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Those who are in power are incompetent.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " And those who are not in power has the solution to all
                              the country's problems..

Friday, August 15, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Nonoy: " You know, Raphael and Stan.. a President like me feel something is different.."
Panel 2- Nonoy: " If my mother's still alive, she would have spanked me.."
            Raphael: " Why, sir?"
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Because it appears I'm always doing things wrong no matter what I do
                            for the good of the country.."

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Mars: " Nonoy, your rating went down again in the latest survey of
                          the Social Weather Weather Station!"
           Nonoy: " That's true, Mars. "
Panel 2- Mars: " Aren't you worried that the survey result are in the newspapers?"
           Nonoy: " Nope.."
Panel 3-Nonoy: " My Horoscope is also in the newspapers!"

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Politics 101

Panel 1- Raphael: " Why do politicians like you always say " politically motivated " when a case
                               is filed against them?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why don't you just answer the case filed against you?"
Panel 3- Grafar  : " Raphael, how can I answer when it is politically motivated?"