Monday, October 27, 2014

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stanley: " The Senate before is known as the August body and the Senators
                             are called Solon.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Now they call the Senate as the " Hall of Shame "..
Panel 3- Raphael: " And the Senators?"
              Stanley: " They are now called Oldie, Handsome, Sexy and Hermes..Haay.."
Note:
Hermes are initials of the 6 senators also involved in the Pork barrel scam
aside from Enrile, Estrada and Revilla

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stanley: " It used to be that people look at the Senate with respect.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " When did the good image of the Senate change?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " It started with him.."

Friday, October 24, 2014

Politics 201

Panel 1- Marian: " Idiots are elected by idiots!"
            Raphael: " That's true, Madam Marian!"
Panel 2- Justine: "  Excuse me.. do you know that the job of a Senator is to craft laws and
                             that's why he should be a lawyer?"
                Voter: " Yes.."
Panel 3- Justine: " Why then you voted for Guwapo when he is a movie actor?"
                Voter: " Because he's so Guwapo making laws!"
Note: Guwapo means handsome

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stanley: " Those Lawmakers who are habitually absent should have their salaries deducted.."
             Raphael: " That's right!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " That's why the Lawmakers are not afraid of being absent because their
                              salaries are intact no matter what.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " What can you say about it, Cong Manny?"
              Manny: " Did you see my first basketball game in the PBA?"

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Nonoy, according to the latest survey of Fools Asia, 6 out of 10 people
                        are not in favor of term extension for you.."
Panel 2- Nonoy: " How many people were asked by Fools Asia?"
                 Stan: " 1,200..."
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Well, 15 million people voted me into office so who cares?"

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Politics 201

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Nonoy, we noticed that those who were being charged ( of corruption )
                              are mostly your political enemies.."
               Nonoy: " Is that so?"
Panel 2-  Nonoy: " Well, its just that when I step down, I don't want the good things I've done
                             for our country go to waste especially...
Panel 3-  Nonoy: " if the one who will replace me is like him.."
              Gwapo: " I'll be back...I'll be back.."
                          

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Nonoy: " Cong Calamares, the Mayon Volcano wanted you so much because you're
                            a patriotic politician.."
        Calamares: " No way, Nonoy!"
Panel 2- Calamares: " Besides, how does the Mayon Volcano will know that I am patriotic, well?"
Panel 3- ( Nonoy pushing Calamares out of the chopper holding a Philippine flag )
              Calamares: " You're a devil, Nonoy!"