Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Vanilla Puson speaking on radio: " Our last caller is someone who doesn't know anything in this world.."
Panel 2- Vanilla: " He wants to go to the beach but his problem is there is a hole on his favorite swimming trunk.."
Panel 3- Vanilla: " He doesn't know how to sew so I had to teach him how to insert a thread in the eye of the needle. Sheesh!.."

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Stanley: " Here, Raphael.. you listen to Vanilla Puson's answer to callers.."
Panel 2- Vanilla on radio: " No! No matter what you do, you cannot insert it when it's still soft!  "
              Raphael: " OMG! "
Panel 3- Vanilla: " You have to stiffen it first before you insert, ok? That's the only solution! "
              Raphael: " OMG! It's really X rated! "

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Raphael: " Are there really people who call on those wee hours? "
               Stanley: " You'll be surprised, Raphael.."
Panel 2-  Stanley: " Most callers to Vannila's radio program are DOM and politicians.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " That must be the reason why many congressmen are absent the next day.."

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Stanley: " Vanilla Puson's program is different, Raphael.. it's purely Q and A format.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Other radio programs are doing it too! "
                  Stanley: " We'll, Vanilla's approach is different, my friend.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Her answers to questions were a bit X-rated that's why she's popular in the radio.."

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Raphael: " Did you say " thirst? " I don't know any radio program with that name.."
Pantel 2- Stanley: " Of course, Raphael, because Vanilla's radio program starts at 3:00 a.m.! "
              Raphael: " 3:00 a.m.? "
Panel 3- Stanley: " That's right because her program is rated " For A Dolt Only "

Vanilla Puson

Panel 1- Stanley: " Did you say Vanilla Puson?"
            Raphael: " Yes, Stan, and they say she's better than Mocha! "
              Stanley: " That's true! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " Vanilla Puson is a radio talent and she has a program called " Uhaw "
Panel 3- Stanley: " Most of the people who call her are men who are thirsty for knowledge..
 NOTE: Uhaw is thirsty or someone who needs love in this case

The Hearing

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, I don't believe the Congressmen will be gentlemen on the next hearing.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Why? They're not investigating Mocha Uson! "
            Raphael: " Yes, Stan.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " But they will investigate next the super sexy Vanilla Puson! "
               Stanley: " Vanilla Puson?! "

The Hearing

Panel 1- Grafar: " The Congressmen promised they will behave on the next hearing.."
Panel 2- Grafar: " They were carried away when they investigated Ma'm Delilah.."
Panel 3- Grafar: " They just want to show the people that they're still honorable.."

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " The image of Congress has gone so low, Cong Grafar! "
               Grafar: " I Know "
Panel 2-  Grafar: " That's why they want to make up for it so the public will not hate them anymore.."
            Raphael: " How? "
Panel 3-  Grafar: " They are requesting for another hearing! "
             Stanley: " What?! "

The Hearing

Panel 1- Stanley: " What a shame! The congressmen were rude and the audience too! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " It was like a fiesta on that hearing! Shame! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " They acted as if they don't have wives and daughters of their own! "

The Hearing

Panel 1- Raphael: " What they did at the investigation was disturbing considering that they are           honorable congressmen.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They really put Ma'm Delilah on the spot and that's too much! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " What worries me were the laughter from the audience who seemed to enjoy the hearing.."

The Hearing

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, your friends in Congress were overbearing in their investigation.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They even asked details of the love lovelife of Ma'm Delilah.."
                Grafar: " I'm sorry, Raphael.."
Panel 3-   Grafar: " Those guys are maniacs! "

Delilah Part 2

Delilah Part 2

Panel 1- Jodebi: " Delilah, don't feel bad regarding what happened to you.."
Panel 2- Jodebi: " That's how politics works in our country. The 16 back stab that you got from the Senate.."
Panel 3- Jodebi: " .. is not even half from the 131 back stab that I got from Congress! "

Delilah Part 2

Panel 1- Delilah: " Stanley, Raphael.. I didn't expect that 16 of my colleagues, in the Senate will stab me in the back!.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Don't feel sad, Ma'm Delilah.. you're not alone.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Jodebi got 131 stab in the back from his colleagues in Congress!.."
               Jodebi: " Hello.."
NOTE: Jodebi aka JDV ( Joe de Venecia, former Speaker of the House
            during the Presidency of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo )

Delilah Part 2

Panel 1- Raphael: " The problem is that Ma'm Delilah see the drug killings the other way.."
Panel 2-  Stanley:: " You're right but we have a new Administration now and she's an outsider.."
              Raphael: " Stan, someone is coming.."
Panel 3- Stanley ( surprised ): " Ma'm Delilah, what happened to you? "
              Raphael ( stunned ): " You have many back stabs in your back! "

Delilah Part 2

Panel 1- Raphael: " You are right, Stan, but people are dying everyday because of the war on drugs.."
Panel 2-  Stanley: " Raphael, drastic measure is needed to fight a big problem like drugs! "
Panel 3-  Stanley: " Previous administrations didn't pay serious attention to the drug problem so it became bigger now.."

Delilah Part 2

Panel 1- Raphael: " I feel sorry for Ma'm Delilah, she was just looking for truth and they turned against her "
Panel 2- Stanley: " It's her fault for fighting Boss Dikong in his war against drugs.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Our drug problem have become worst and it's a good thing we have a Boss Dikong who is fighting against it! "

BB Batobato

Panel 1- Raphael: " General Adobe, we admire your pet, BB Batobato.."
                Adobe: " Thank you.."
Panel 2-   Adobe: " I'm very lucky to have BB because she saved me several times from disasters! "
              Raphael: " In what way? "
Panel 3- BB Batobato: " Ack! Your wife is coming! Ack! "
                Adobe: ( drinking with his men ): " Scramble, men!!! "

BB Batobato

Panel 1- Raphael: " BB Batobato's vocabulary is very colorful, General Adobe.."
              Adobe: " That's right! "
Panel 2- Stanley: " Good thing Boss Dikong didn't take her away from you.."
              Adobe: " Not necessarily.."
Panel 3- Adobe: " He already has three spokesmen who talk differently.."
             Stanley: " Wow! Myna birds?! "

BB Batobato

Panel 1- Raphael: " General Adobe, does BB Batobato know any word than Kill? "
Panel 2- Raphael: " Maybe she picked up some words at the hearing.."
Panel 3- Adobe: " BB, our friends want to know if you learned new words from the hearing? "
                   BB: " Pack you, Ack! "

BB Batobato

Panel 1- Adobe: " BB Batobato learns easily.. look at what happened at the hearing where she used the phrase she learned from Boss Dikong.."
Panel 2- Batobato: " Ack! Kill him, Ack! Kill him! " ( while the curly guy is doing some speech )
Panel 3- Curly guy: " Argh! He turned off my microphone!!! "
NOTE: Can't use " kill the microphone "

BB Batobato

Panel 1- Adobe: " BB Batobato is smart. She can easily imitate anything she hears.."
Panel 2- Adobe: " She can imitate even the voice of Boss Dikong.
              Stanley: " Really? "
Panel 3- Adobe: " BB, what word of Boss Dikong did you imitate?
                   BB: " Ack! Kill him! Ack! "

BB Batobato

Panel 1- Stanley: " General Adobe, why do BB Batobato mix her words with " ack-ack " when she's not a crow?"
Panel 2- Adobe: " That's true, Stan, Raphael.. BB picked that word up from our firing range.."
Panel 3- Adobe: " Have you heard the sound of an AK-47? "

General Adobe

Panel 1- Stanley: " Your bird can talk, General Adobe!"
              Adobe: " That's right, my friends.."
Panel 2- Adobe: " BB Batobato is smart. She learned to talk by just listening to what I am saying.."
Panel 3- Adobe: " BB Batobato, show the boys what you've learned.."
                   BB: " Ack! I will kill you! I will kill you! Ack! "

General Adobe

Panel 1- Raphael: " General Adobe, there are plenty of pets but why did you choose a bird like Batobato?"
Panel 2-   Adobe: " It's because I have a kinship with the name Batobato Hehehe.."
Panel 3-   Adobe: " Hello, BB.. meet my friends, Raphael and Stan.."
                     BB: " Ack! Hello! Hello! Ack! "

General Adobe

Panel 1- Raphael: " General Adobe, you have plenty of work and it's a good thing you don't get stressed."
Panel 2-   Adobe: " Stanley, Raphael..I have a pet that makes me happy.."
                   Stan: " What kind? Pit Bull? Doberman? "
Panel 3-   Adobe: " My pet is a bird, she's BB Batobato!"

General Adobe

Panel 1- Stanley: " General Adobe, you're so lucky! You were a One Star before but now you are a                             Four Star general!"
              Adobe: " Thank you, guys.."
Panel 2- Adobe: " Many were happy for me but there were those who were disgruntled.."
            Raphael: " Who? "
Panel 3- Adobe: " Those Two and Three Star generals that I bypassed when I was promoted.."

General Adobe

Panel 1- Dikong: " I like General Adobe because he's trustworthy.."
Panel 2- Dikong: " He's also brave and he has a stocky body frame.."
Panel 3- Dikong: " And most of all, he follows me, Hehehe.."

General Adobe

Panel 1- Stanley: " Boss Dikong, it looks you're ok now.."
              Dikong: " That's right, Stanley, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Dikong: " I don't care about Delilah anymore because I have a new stress reliever!"
              Stanley: " Who is it?"
Panel 3- Dikong: " My protege..General Adobe!"

Delilah

Panel 1- Pomelo: " What now, Delilah.. can't sleep anymore?"
               Delilah: " Why is that, Atty Pomelo?"
Panel 2- Pomelo: " It's your fault, you made Boss Dikong your enemy. You're finished!"
               Delilah: ( Yawning )
Panel 3- Pomelo: " Boss Dikong, you're still awake?"
               Dikong: " Curse that Delilah! I can't sleep! Grrr.."

Delilah

Panel 1- Delilah: " Speaker, this is Delilah.. I received your invitation.."
           Speaker: " Very good.."
Panel 2- Delilah: " I will appear in your congressional investigation in one condition.."
           Speaker: " And what is that?"
Panel 3- Delilah: " There must be no media and TV cameras!"
           Speaker: " What?! No way!! Don't come anymore!!"

Delilah

Panel 1- Delilah: " Cong Grafar, when I work, I like action more than sitting on my chair!"
Panel 2- Delilah: " I inherited my great, great, great, Great Granmother's genes who beat a strong man using only a scissor.."
Panel 3- Delilah: " My great grandmother cut the man's hair but for me, it's not my type. I want to cut another body part when fighting an enemy!"

Delilah

Panel 1- Delilah: " Hi, Cong Grafar.. thank you for the invitation.."
              Grafar: " No problem, Ma'm Delilah.."
Panel 2- Delilah: " The truth is I'm so bored in the office, Cong Grafar, that I want to take my own life "
              Grafar ( to himself ): " Yes!.."
Panel 3- Delilah: " But because of your invitation, you made me happy.. Hahaha! I feel alive! Yes!!!"

Delilah

Panel 1- Grafar: " Dikong said Delilah has too many sins already and must be investigated.."
Panel 2- Grafar: " Go ahead, enter Delilah"s office and give her the invitation. I'm sure she'll scream
                           out of fear when she reads it. Hehehe.."
Panel 3- Delilah laughing loudly from the inside of her office

Delilah

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, where are you going?"
                Grafar: " To the Senate.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " We are bringing this invitation to Delilah. The House wants her to attend our investigation.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it's not right! The Senate and Congress have inter parliamentary courtesy!"
                Grafar: " Well, not anymore!"

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Stanley: " It's all Doctor Flavier's fault.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Because of his Iodized Salt promo the people have become intelligent!"
              Raphael: " Really?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " That's why Sotto and Pacquiao became senators, aren't they?

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar,, why didn't you just become a Doctor or an Enginner?"
Panel 2- Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. it's because people look at you differently if you are a Congressman, They will respect you.."
Panel 3- Voter-A ( shouting at Grafar ): " Thief!!!"
              Voter-B ( shouting at Grafar ): " Crocodile!!!"

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " I was forced to become a Jueteng Lord, my friends.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Even my children who are studying at exclusive schools are affected.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Where are they studying? UP? Ateneo?La Salle?
      Cong Grafar: " In London!"

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, when did you become a Jueteng Lord?"
                Grafar: " Well.."
Panel 2-   Grafar: " It all started when they took away our pork barrel.."
Panel 3-   Grafar: " We cannot live on the salary of a congressman that's why we have sidelines.. Hehehe"

Jueteng Lord

Pa and nel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, you admit you're a Jueteng Lord?"
               Grafar: " Of course!"
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Many lives are ruined by drug lords. Many have killed and died because of drugs.."
Panel 3-  Grafar: " On the other hand,  being a jueteng lord is all about money,, Hehehe.."

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, aren't you worried that your name might be in the list of Drug Lord?"
               Grafar: " Nope ".
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. even though I am a traditional politician, it didn't occur in my mind to be a drug lord.. that's bad!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, the President's next priority are the Jueteng Lords!"
              Grafar: " What?! That monster Dikong!!!"

Bobong

Panel 1- Dikong: " Bobong, don't be sad, I will remove Lenny as Vice President.."
Panel 2- Bobong: "Really, Dikong?! You will do it for me?"
              Dikong: " Yes, but it will take time.."
Panel 3- Bobong: " How long will I wait, Dikong?"
              Dikong: " Six years!"

Note- VP Lenny's term is 6 years

Bobong

Panel 1- Dikong: " Bobong, don't worry, I will not give Lenny any position in my cabinet.."
             Bobong: " Thank you, Dikong.."
Panel 2- Dikong: " I will do it because I don't want you to get mad at me. We're friends!"
Panel 3- Dikong: " So why are you still sad?"
             Bobong: " Because she's still the Vice President! ( Sob )"

Bobong

Panel 1- Volunteer: " My Bosses, will you please sign here.. we're soliciting 3 million signatures.."
             Stanley: " Sure!"
Panel 2- Volunteer: " Thank you, Bossings.."
              Stanley: " What are you fighting for?"
Panel 3- Volunteer: " We're doing this so that our idol, Bobong, will be the Vice President!"

Bobong

Panel 1- Stanley: " Poor Nonoy, his term has ended.."
            Raphael: " Yes, you're right.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " I'm sure he's so sad right now after serving the country for six years.."
Panel 3- PNonoy at the beach enjoying himself

Bobong

Panel 1- Lebron: " Thank God, the election is finished. It will also end the fighting among the Filipinos.."
                Wade: " You're right!"
Panel 2- Lebron: " That's why I voted for Gracia.. to have continuity.."
                 Wade: " What?! You voted for Gracia!!"
Panel 3-    Wade: " You're so stupid! You should have voted for Dikong! Grr.."

Bobong

Panel 1- PNonoy at 2010 Presidential Inauguration: " You're my Boss!!!"
Panel 2- Dikong at 2016 Presidential inauguration: " I am your Boss!!!"
Panel 3- Bobong at 2022 Presidential Election: " Waah! I was cheated again by Lenny!!!"

Dikong

Panel 1- Voter..: " Atty Pomelo, I have sinned.."
            Pomelo: " In what way, my child?"
Panel 2- Voter: " I didn't vote for Dikong in the last election. What shall I do?"
           Pomelo: "Well.."
Panel 3- Pomelo: " Ask Dikong for forgiveness. Tell him you only did it because you're
                             hooked on drugs.." ( Dikong will surely kill him )

Dikong

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Dikong, why are you always raising your right hand. Are you a leftist?"
              Dikong: " Not exactly..
Panel 2- Dikong: " It's just force of habit that's hard to break.."
            Raphael: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Dikong: " When I was in college, I used to take the bus that's always full and I have to stand .     .holding the overhead bar.."