Election Blues

Up or Down

Benhur Rise

GMRC

GMRC

GMRC

GMRC

ICC

Panel 1- Stanley: " Toto Sen, Boss Dikong will be in trouble with the ICC! "
              Toto Sent: " that's rubbish!"
Panel 2- Tito Sen: " Raphael, Stan..the ICC has no jurisdiction in the Philippines according to what I learned from school!
Panel 3- Stanley: " From what school, Toto Sen?"
             Toto Sen: " Wambol University!"

Jueteng Lord

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, aren't you worried that your name might be in the list of Drug Lord?"
               Grafar: " Nope ".
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. even though I am a traditional politician, it didn't occur in my mind to be a drug lord.. that's bad!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, the President's next priority are the Jueteng Lords!"
              Grafar: " What?! That monster Dikong!!!"

Dikong

Jomar

Panel 1- Stan ( waking up from a bad dream ): " Argh! "
Panel 2- Stan: " I had a bad dream last night, Raphael.."
        Raphael: " Really? What did you dream?"
Panel 3- Stan: " VP Binay became our President!"
        Raphael: " Worse!"

Money, Money

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, do you know that the Philippines is the only catholic country in Asia?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " And the Philippines is the only country in Asia that don't have divorce?
                   Stan: " Really?!  I don't know about that!"
Panel 3-      Stan: " All I know is that the Philippines is the most corrupt country in Asia!"

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Look, Stan.. it's Death Penalty!"
     Death Penalty: " Hi, Raphael.. Hello, Stan.."
Panel 2- Stan : " What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in peace!"
     Death Penalty: " As usual..."
Panel 3- Death Penalty: " They say crime is on the rise again so they want to bring me back to life.."     

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Raphael: " Wow! Stan, look at the long line! The movie showing must be good!"
Panel 2- Stan: " Raphael that is a Fitness Center and not a moviehouse.."
Panel 3- Stan: " The people in line are those who became fat  after the Christmas and New Year holidays.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, if politicians are vampires they should have melted under the sun.."

Panel 2- Raphael: " Stan, have you seen a Congressman or a Senator walking on the streets?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " They always ride a heavily tinted car from their house to congress and back because sunlight is bad for them."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, politicians are not ogres.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They are vampires!"
                   Stan: " Vampires?! What made you say that?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Because they suck the blood out of every Filipino so they can live in luxury and rule the country.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, I think politicians are ogres.."
        Raphael: " Why did you say that?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Because they don't age even though they're in their position for so long.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Also it takes a long time for them to die!"

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Sad Man: " Haay.. this is the life of a typhoon victim.. surrounded by filth and garbage.."
Panel 2- Sad Man: " Even our children are now getting sick.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Why don't you clean your surroundings?"
              Sad Man: " What?! It's the job of the MMDA!
Note: MMDA is Metro Manila Development Authority that handles traffic/garbage problems

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Old Lady: " Exuse me, may I pass?"
Panel 2- Sir Francis : " Where are you going, Grandma?"
                Grandma: : " I'm going to cross Commonwealth Avenue.."
Panel 3- Sir Francis: " Aren't you afraid crossing 16 lanes of highway with fast vehicles?"
                Grandma: " The Lord will take care of me.."
Note: Some people put their faith in God in unusual ways

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Stan: " It seemed no matter what you do, you're still on the losing end, Sir Francis.."
Panel 2- Sir Francis: " That's how it is in this country, Stan and Raphael.. if I don't do anything, they will say many bad things about me.."
Panel 3- Sir Francis: " And if I do something they will still say bad things about me.."