Bomb Squad

Panel 1- Radio broadcaster listening to report: " Flash report! A snack peddler hurriedly left, leaving behind the rice cakes and cuchinta containers on the sidewalk.."
Panel  2- Brad: " Officer, the peddler left suddenly.."
             Curly : " It might be a bomb, sir.."
Panel 3- Officer: "Alright, men, contain the area.. it might be a bomb.."

Relief Goods

Panel 1- Radio announcement: " Flash report! A miracle happened in the repacking of relief goods in a Municipality.."
Panel 2- Official: " It's true, Sir! I personally saw those boxes of corned beef when they were delivered here last night.."
Panel 3- Supervisor: " Where's the miracle you were saying?"
                   Official: " Well, those boxes of corned beef became Sardines!"

The Return of G.I Joe

Panel 1- News from the radio: " Flash report!! The VFA will add more US forces in the country "
                                 Oldman: " What?!"
Panel 2- Radio: " If the US forces are here every MWF.."
Panel 3-Radio: " .. now they are adding Th and S on the next meeting between the two countries.."
          Old man: ( unprintable )