Monday, June 30, 2014

San Miguel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Thanks to you, Bella, for making that war freak Miguel disappear.. He wanted
                               to destroy Congress!"
                   Bella: " Well, he should!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " Raphael, San Miguel's already went back to heaven.. why the long face?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " It's like this, Stan.. who will pay for the 6 cases of beer he drank? Huhuhu..."

Sunday, June 29, 2014

San Miguel

Panel 1- Bella: " Miguel, why do you hate people? Did your mom left you for another man?
                         She didn't hug you much when you were a kid?"       
Panel 2- Bella: " Maybe girls don't like you because you're vain or maybe you're hiding a
                         dark secret?"
Panel 3- Bella: " Are you gay?"
              Miguel ( vanishing in anger ): " Aargh!"

San Miguel

Panel 1- Bella: " Hello, Stan, Raphael.. who's the handsome boy with you?"
              Stan: " Hi, Bella.. his name is Miguel.."
Panel 2- Bella ( flirting ): " Hellow, Miguel.. do you want to bring me to heaven?"
Panel 3- Miguel: " I don't talk to earthlings.."
              Bella: " Wow! Racist! My type! Hihihi.."

Friday, June 27, 2014

San Miguel

Panel 1- San Miguel: " Alright, Raphael.. I will not destroy Congress if you know of six lawmakers
                                   who didn't use their position to get rich..
Panel 2- San Miguel: " Well?.."
                   Raphael ( thinking hard ): " Just wait! "
Panel 3- Stanley: " San Miguel, let's have some beer while Raphael is thinking.."
              San Miguel: " Beer?! Sure!!"

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

San Miguel

Panel 1- Raphael: " San Miguel, don't accuse all the lawmakers.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Not all of them are corrupt or they stole money from the people.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " There are still some lawmakers who are honest in their jobs.."

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

San Miguel

Panel 1- San Miguel: " Hi, Raphael, Stan.. how are you?"
                   Raphael: " San Miguel, what are you doing here on Earth?"
Panel 2- San Miguel: " Saint Peter ordered me to come down to destroy Congress!"
                   Raphael: " What?! Why?"
Panel 3- San Miguel: " He said what the lawmakers are doing to the people is too much already.."

Note: San Miguel is Saint Michael, the Archangel

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, soul searching is not bad but that process takes too long.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " What you need now is an instant remedy to save the image of congress.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " What's the proper thing to do, Stan?"
               Stanley: " Ethnic cleansing!"