San Miguel

Panel 1- San Miguel: " Hi, Raphael, Stan.. how are you?"
                   Raphael: " San Miguel, what are you doing here on Earth?"
Panel 2- San Miguel: " Saint Peter ordered me to come down to destroy Congress!"
                   Raphael: " What?! Why?"
Panel 3- San Miguel: " He said what the lawmakers are doing to the people is too much already.."

Note: San Miguel is Saint Michael, the Archangel

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Officer: " Collective Amnesia is a new disease that only afflicts the Legislators.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " When did this problem started?"
              Officer: " Only yesterday.."
Panel 3- Officer: ".. when the Anna Polis list came out in the media.."

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, the supreme court already said that the pork barrel of the Legislators is dead.." 
             Raphael: " That's right, Stan.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But I want to be sure. You know these Legislators, they're good at making loopholes.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Aha! I told you! Pork Barrel is still alive!"