Showing posts with label death penalty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death penalty. Show all posts

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Darth Penalty, what about Sunday? Is it a rest day or there will be hanging?"
      Darth Penalty: " Of course.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " That day is reserved for politicians who stole from the people.."
                           Stan: " Why Sunday only?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " If we do it daily, we will ran out of politicians especially the Senators.."

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Darth Penalty, it might be hard to have a public hanging everyday. You know how
                              the Filipinos are.. they lose interest easily.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " Not exactly, Raphael.. all we need is variety to make sure we have the crowd.."
                      Raphael: " Variety?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " Yes.. we can hang them upside down especially those who rape children.."

Monday, February 17, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Darth Penalty, your idea about hanging is excellent.."
                   Stan: " Right.."
Panel 2- Stanley : " Just think, if there will be hanging everyday, the economy will grow because of the
                              numerous people who will watch.."
Panel 3- Stanley : " And who knows, additional revenues will be earned through pay per view of TV
                              stations that will cater to other countries.."

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " Stan, Raphael.. Death Penalty is not my name anymore.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " I am now Darth Penalty on this age of high technology.."
                           Stan: " Darth Penalty?"
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " That's right.. I am the illegitimate son  of Darth Vader.."

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " Of course, the TV networks will join the event for their live feed and TV ratings.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " And people will come to watch because they are fond of having things for free.."
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " And because of the crowd, ambulant vendors of taho, fish & squid balls, sago and
                                      other street foods will come.."

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " Stan, Raphael.. if they want to save money, why not use a rope to hang the
                                      criminals?"
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " And to scare the criminals, the hanging should be done in public.."
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " All you need is a high platform so everybody can see the hanging.."

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Don't worry, Death Penalty.. they're still going to discuss your return. They don't even
                              know what punishment to give.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " There are those who want lethal injection but there are those who opposed.."
                   Stan: " Chemicals are expensive.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Some prefers the firing squad  but there were complaints.."
                   Stan: " Bullets are expensive.."

Monday, February 10, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Darth Penalty: " After Marcos,  Tita Cory put me to rest in 1986.."
Panel 2- Darth Penalty: " However, President Ramos brought me back to life in 1993 but President Gloria
                                      sent me to rest in 2006
Panel 3- Darth Penalty: " It's now 2014 and Senator Sotto wants to bring me back again..What are they
                                      thinking?"
Note: Death Penalty and Darth Penalty are one

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Death Penalty

Panel 1- Raphael: " Look, Stan.. it's Death Penalty!"
     Death Penalty: " Hi, Raphael.. Hello, Stan.."
Panel 2- Stan : " What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in peace!"
     Death Penalty: " As usual..."
Panel 3- Death Penalty: " They say crime is on the rise again so they want to bring me back to life.."