Happy New Year

Panel 1- Stanley: " Many people are again victims of firecrackers at the coming of New Year.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " It happens every year and yet people didn't seem to learn anything.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Maybe it would be better if they close the Emergency room of Hospitals the night before the New Year so people will learn the hard way.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Vendor: " Sir, you have to buy this! This is a lucky charm for this Year of the Horse!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " Why will it be lucky when the ingredients used in making that lucky charm contained poison?"
Panel 3- Vendor: " Sir, I'll be lucky if you will buy this.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Jordan: " They say it's lucky to wear polka dot shirt to greet the New Year.."
Panel 2-  Jordan: " That's why I always wear one every coming of the New Year.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " How come you're still poor?"

Happy New Year

Panel 1- A well respected man: " This is my first time in the gym. I'll make sure they won't notice.."
Panel 2- A well respected man: " I'll use this horizontal bar to warm up.."
Panel 3- Disrespectful man: " Ser, please hurry up.. we're going to use the towel rack.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Samson: " Good morning, Miss.. welcome to Hercules Fitness Center!"
Panel 2- Delilah: " O..oh.. too many people! I'll just come back.."
              Samson: " Miss, it's because  it is the first week of the Year.."
Panel 3- Samson " Come back on Monday and I'm sure my gym will be less crowded..Hehehe.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Raphael: " Wow! Stan, look at the long line! The movie showing must be good!"
Panel 2- Stan: " Raphael that is a Fitness Center and not a moviehouse.."
Panel 3- Stan: " The people in line are those who became fat  after the Christmas and New Year holidays.."

Ang Pasko ay Sumapit

Panel 1- Police Chief: " Alright, men.. Christmas is coming.."
Panel 2- Police Chief: " It's forbidden to greet the motorists with " Merry Christmas "..Is that clear?!"
          Police Officers: " Yes. sir!"
Panel 3- Officer Kotong approaching a motorist:  " Ser, Happy New Year!!"