Political Dynasty

Panel 1- Grafar: " Actually, Raphael, Stan, I have scholars who are enrolled in schools.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, you are actually helping them in their studies.."
              Grafar: " Not anymore.."
Panel 3- Grafar: " The government removed our pork barrel so I don't have anymore funds for them.."

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, the supreme court already said that the pork barrel of the Legislators is dead.." 
             Raphael: " That's right, Stan.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But I want to be sure. You know these Legislators, they're good at making loopholes.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Aha! I told you! Pork Barrel is still alive!"

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Nosy friend: " Cong Sumido, you seemed to be in deep thought.."
          Cong Sumido : " You're right.."
Panel 2- Cong Sumido: " I borrowed money before the election for my candidacy.."
Panel 3- Cong Sumido: " Now I don't know how to pay my debts because the pork barrel was abolished.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1-Larry: " Isn't that Cong Grafar?"
             Curly: " It's him.."
Panel 2- Moe: " He lost a lot of weight. Must be his work in Congress.."
Panel 3- Curly: " Who among the congressmen will not lose weight when their pork barrel was taken away.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Woman crying: " You don't know how painful it is to lose a child, Huhuhu..."
Panel 2- Man crying: " You don't know how hard it is to lose your house in a fire, Huhuhu.."
Panel 3- Grafar crying: " You don't know how painful it is when your pork barrel is taken away from you, Huhuhu..."

Q and A

Panel 1- Raphael: " What is a Jedi if he doesn't have a lightsaber?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " What is a Batman without Robin?"
Panel 3- Stanley: "  What is a lawmaker if he doesn't have pork barrel?"

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " I will fight for my right to give scholarships to poor kids.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I will fight for my right to give medicine to those who are sick and bury those who died.."
Panel 3- Stan:" Lawmakers will fight for everything just so his pork barrel will not be taken away from him..".

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, you already have 70 million pesos in pork barrel fund, right?"
       Cong Grafar: " Yes.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do you have to accept 15 million pesos additional fund?"
Panel 3- Raphael ( upon seeing Senator Curapin ): " you don't have to answer that.."

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Stan: " Senator Curapin, you already have 200 million pesos as your pork barrel, right?"
         Curapin: " Yes.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Why did you accept the 50 million pesos additional fund?"
Panel 3- Curapin: " Well, it's bad to refuse manna.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " It's not my job to determine if the NGO ( Non Government Office ) where I put money from my pork Barrel is genuine or not.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But Senator Curapin, you are the one who signed the paper.."
              Curapin: " It's fake!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " And the whistleblowers said you got 60% kickback from this project.."
              Curapin: " They're lying.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Many people are angry that some lawmakers are involved in the pork barrel scam."
                   Stan: " Don't worry, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Senator Drilon promised that the government will bring back public trust to Congress.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Well, I hope aside from public trust, they will also return the public funds they stole from the people.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, worst thing happened to a 17 million pesos pork project in Zamboanga.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " 2000 Farmer-trainees received a bagful of earthworm each to help in soil cultivation of their farm after their training.."
Panel 3- Stan: " They 're lucky because in other pork projects, the farmers received water cress.."

Note: 17 million pesos worth of earthworm or 60% was pocketed by the Congressman

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, isn't it your job is to create laws?"
       Cong Grafar: " That's right, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do you have to be involved in projects?"
       Cong Grafar: " It's hard to be creating laws all the time.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " You know, all work and no play makes a Congressman a poor boy.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, a person like you should have moral values.."
              Curapin: " I know, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Curapin: " People trusted me and it's only fitting that I remain honest to them.."
Panel 3- Runner: " Boss Curapin, they can't go any higher than 40% kickback on the NGO project of your pork barrel.."
Curapin: " Tell them 60% or else.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Bishop Equis, what can you say about the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Bishop Equis: " It's not only the last administration who took part of it. Even this administration of PNoy is also involved.."
Reporter: " Do you have evidence?"
Panel 3- Bishop Equis: " I have spiritual power given to me by God so I know who is at fault and who is not.."

Honorable Pork

Untitled

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, aren't you going to appear tomorrow in the Senate investigation of the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Senator Curapin: " I want to appear just to clear my name but they haven't invited me yet.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Why don't you just go there on your own?"
  Senator Curapin: " Why don't you just go home?

Untitled

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar.. you might be involved in the pork barrel scam that's why you couldn't
                              sleep.."
       Cong Grafar: " Not true, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I am a Congressman but I only steal a little because I'm also scared.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Afraid of God?"
       Cong Grafar: " Afraid of my wife!"

Untitled

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why are your eyes red? Do you have sore eyes?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Not really, Raphael.. I just couldn't sleep.."
                    Raphael: " Maybe you have insomnia?"
              Cong Grafar: " No.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Who among the Senators and Congressmen could sleep now when the COA is investigating the pork barrel scam.."

NOTE: COA is Commission on Audit

Untitled

Panel 1- Cong Gee: " I can't understand it.. up to now we haven't receive our pork barrel allocation.."
Panel 2- Cong Gee: " Cong Grafar, why are you getting pork barrel but we don't?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " It's because you're on the other side of the fence.."

Note: Congressmen that belong to the opposition do not get their pork barrel allocation 100% unlike those with the Administration