Showing posts with label natural born. Show all posts
Showing posts with label natural born. Show all posts

Monday, November 2, 2015

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Candidate: " Why can't I run for President?"
Panel 2- Election Officer: " It's because you're not natural born!"
                        Candidate: " But my father and mother are Filipinos!"
Panel 3- Election Officer: " I know but you were born in the hospital via Caesarian section!"

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Election Officer: " It's true that anyone can run for the Presidency of the Philippines.."
Panel 2- Election Officer: " But we have requirements that every candidate should follow.."
Panel 3- Election Officer: " And one of these is you must be a natural born in this country.."
                     Daffy Duck: " What?!"