Dikong

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, that man is Dikong, he's the one replacing PNonoy after his term ends.."..
Panel 2- Stanley: " Listen to him carefully when he speaks so you will understand what he's saying.."
            Raphael: " Why?"
Panel 3- Dikong ( voice over ): " Like I said (Bleep) is what (Bleep) that's why it shall (Bleep)and it (Bleep) will follow and ( Bleep) pa more!

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Two signs on a wall; " Give Peace A Chance " and the other " Terminate Abu Sayyaf "
Panel 2- Two signs opposing each other: " Pass the BBL " and " Down with the BBL "
               Note- BBL is Basic Bangsamoro Law
Panel 3- Stanley: " How can the country move forward when they can't even agree on billboards.."

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Jomar, the Ombudsman have ordered your arrest.."
                Jomar: " That's what I thought.."
Panel 2-   Jomar: " The Ombudsman is doing selective justice!"
             Raphael: " You're right, Sir Jomar.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " You're the one she selected for filing a case against you!"

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Curly: " That's the evil mud man!"
             Baldy: " It's Jomar!"
Panel 2- Curly: " Nope! That's Nonoy! They say he's evil so they threw mud at him!"
             Baldy: " Nonoy?!"
Panel 3-Baldy: " Oh, I thought it's Jomar.. you said he's evil.."

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Kulas: " That's the evil, Nonoy.. let's throw mud at him!"
            Nonoy: " Wait!"
Panel 2- Nonoy: " If anyone of you is without sin, be the first to throw mud at me!"
Panel 3- All the men throwing mud at Nonoy

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Clark: " It's election time again.."
Panel 2- Clark: " We're going to see the same old faces. They will win again.."
             Bruce: " Not anymore, my friend.."
Panel 3-Bruce: " Now we have 130 presidential candidates to choose from!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Candidate: " Why can't I run for President?"
Panel 2- Election Officer: " It's because you're not natural born!"
                        Candidate: " But my father and mother are Filipinos!"
Panel 3- Election Officer: " I know but you were born in the hospital via Caesarian section!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Election Officer: " It's true that anyone can run for the Presidency of the Philippines.."
Panel 2- Election Officer: " But we have requirements that every candidate should follow.."
Panel 3- Election Officer: " And one of these is you must be a natural born in this country.."
                     Daffy Duck: " What?!"

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, were you able to get Pastillas Girl?"
           Jomar: " Well.. not exactly.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " There were many conditions and her talent fee is quite high so they gave me
                             another one.."
                 Stan: " Who is it?"
Panel 3- Jomar: " It's the Halaya Girl and we're very much compatible said Faylon!"

Note: Halaya is Yam. Jomar's compatibility to it is color because of his dark skin

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, have you noticed that candidates lose weight when there is an election?"
                    Stan: " Yes, I noticed.."
Panel 2-       Stan: " It's difficult to go to many places to campaign.."
              Raphael: " But Jomar is different.. he gains weight instead!"
Panel 3-       Stan: " It's because he only attends Boodle Fights.."

Note: Boodle fights is a military tradition where officers and soldiers eat together on a long table, standing and using their hands to get food laid on banana leaves. Politicians use it to impress that they are with the common people like what Jomar is doing.

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, your approval rating went down!"
            Jomar: " You're right.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " It's because of that sub committee of the Senate. They keep on investigating me and they have no proof!"
Panel 3: Stan: " Why don't you just face the Senate?!"
           Jomar: " Are you willing to face a firing squad?"

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " Jomar is so Epal. He will do everything just to promote
                                his letter-B everywhere."
Panel 2- Raphael: " He has his letter-B on candies and also on rosaries. In Makati,
                                his letter-B is everywhere!"
Panel 3- Batman : " Jomar, I won't replace the bat symbol on my chest with your letter-B.
                               And I'll beat you to death if you insist!"

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " That town mayor of Capas is too much.."
                    Stan: " Why?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " He even put his name on a casket. He's being too Epal!"
Panel 3-       Stan: " Raphael, maybe it's the mayor who is inside the casket
                                that's why it has his name.."

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " I thought it's against the law for politicians to make Epal,,"
               Stanley: " It is.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then how come in one graduation exercise, the medals given to
                              the kids have the face of the Vice Governor?"
Panel 3-  Stanley: " Raphael, it's against the law to do an Epal but there is no law
                              against being creative.."
Note: Epal is someone who will do anything just to be recognized

Jomar

Panel 1- Mars: " Jomar, you are the biggest problem in the coming election!"
Panel 2- Jomar: " What?! You better hold your tonque, Mars.. I am not the problem.."
              Mars: " And who is?  "
Panel 3- Jomar: " Those who will vote for me.. Hehehe.."

Jomar

Panel 1- Stan ( waking up from a bad dream ): " Argh! "
Panel 2- Stan: " I had a bad dream last night, Raphael.."
        Raphael: " Really? What did you dream?"
Panel 3- Stan: " VP Binay became our President!"
        Raphael: " Worse!"

Jomar

Panel 1- Michael ( seeing a guy carrying a placard ) : " That's old hat, my friend..Hehehe.."
Panel 2- Michael: " Here in Makati, we don't pay any attention  to that. We have a new one!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " You're being early, Jomar.."

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Compadre Joe, please don't vote for me on the coming Election 2016?"
          Compadre Joe: " No way!"
Panel 2- Compadre Joe: " You are my Godfather when I got married, you are the Godfather of my youngest                                          son, you gave scholarship to my daughter..."
Panel 3- Compadre Joe: " .. you buried my father and you gave me a job through recommendation.."

NOTE:  Politicians are the master of wooing voters to get their votes