Thursday, August 8, 2013

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Now that we have put up safeguards so that the pork barrel will not be abused, we now go to the next item.."
Panel 2- Senator Curapin: " We now discuss the loopholes we should make just in case one of us gets into trouble in the future.."
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " The mark of a good lawmaker is he can see all the angles.."

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " My colleagues, because of the pork barrel, our lawmaker image has been tarnished.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " It's about time we abolish the pork barrel!"
Panel 3- Laughter from Cong Grafar's colleagues

Note:  The pork barrel of a Philippine Senator is 200 million per year and a Congressman 70 million pesos per year. They also receive extra pay for committees that they chair. These people spent hundreds of millions just to get elected into office that pays less than 80K knowing they can recover their expenses and more. May they burn in Hell...

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, there's nothing I can do if we lawmakers are compared to crocodiles because of the pork barrel.."
Crocodile Bambi: " Excuse me?!"
Panel 2- Crocodile Jambi: " We crocodiles stop eating when we are full.."
Panel 3- Crocodile Jambi: " But for you, there's no end.."

Monday, August 5, 2013

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why don't you just refuse your pork barrel?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Your job is to craft laws and not receive percentage from government projects.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Well, I'm just greedy, Raphael..."

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Home of Cong Grafar who is having a nightmare
Panel 2- Mrs Grafar ( waking up her husband ): " Honey, you're having a nightmare.. Are you okay?"
             Cong Grafar: " I had a bad dream.."
Panel 3-Cong Grafar: " They abolished our Pork Barrel!"

Friday, August 2, 2013

Manolito

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, Manolito, the Explanationer is really good, right?"
        Raphael: " No comment..."
Panel 2- Stan: " He explained to us every questions that we have searched for answers..."
Panel 3- Raphael: " I don't know, Stan.. I still get the creeps whenever I think of calling Cong Grafar 'Your Honor'..."

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Manolito

Panel 1- Raphael: " So that's the life of Solon that made him an example.."
             Manolito: " That's correct.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " So that's why Lawmakers that lost in the election are still called ' Solon '"
            Manolito:  " Not anymore..."
Panel 3- Manolito: " If the Lawmaker loses, what he will hear now is ' so long '.."