Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, is it true you Congressmen are into Yoga?"
               Grafar: " That's true!"
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Yoga is emptying of the mind and it's good for the health.."
              Stanley: " Is that so?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " So that's why the laws you make are empty and without substance!"

Q and A

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, according to our law, your job as a Congressman is to create laws and not get involved in projects.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why don't you just follow the law?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " What about you people? You always cross the street where it's not allowed!"

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, isn't it your job is to create laws?"
       Cong Grafar: " That's right, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do you have to be involved in projects?"
       Cong Grafar: " It's hard to be creating laws all the time.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " You know, all work and no play makes a Congressman a poor boy.."

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, I think what the Philippines need is Hammurabi law to eliminate criminals.."
Panel 2- Stan: " During his time, if you steal they cut off your hands; if you kill they cut off your head.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Since when did the Philippines came to be this miserable?"
        Raphael: " Since they created Congress.."

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why don't you just refuse your pork barrel?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Your job is to craft laws and not receive percentage from government projects.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Well, I'm just greedy, Raphael..."