Monday, May 8, 2017

ICC

Panel 1- Raphael: " Toto Sen, times have changed. Boss Dikong will be arrested by ICC"
              Toto Sen: " No way! "
Panel 2- Toto Sen: " Dikong is just doing what is right for the country and it'S the Yellows fault that a case has been filed with the ICC!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Kiss ass, Toto Zen?"
              Titi Sen: " Is it obvious already?"

Sunday, May 7, 2017

ICC

Panel 1- Stanley: " Toto Sen, Boss Dikong will be in trouble with the ICC! "
              Toto Sent: " that's rubbish!"
Panel 2- Tito Sen: " Raphael, Stan..the ICC has no jurisdiction in the Philippines according to what I learned from school!
Panel 3- Stanley: " From what school, Toto Sen?"
             Toto Sen: " Wambol University!"

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, we need more spirit renewal.."
                 Mr Castanas: " Oh, I'm sorry, sir Manny.."
Panel 2-    Mr Castanas: " Waiter! "
Panel 3-    Mr Castanas: " Please bring us another bottle of Blue Label! "
                    Waiter: " Yes, sir! "

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Do you know the meaning of spirit renewal, Mr Castanas? "
                 Mr Castanas: " No, your honor.."
Panel 2- Senator Manny: " it means you will not lie and will only tell the truth.."
                 Mr Castanas: " Just like Aguirre? "
Panel 3- Senator Manny: " Let me teach you after this hearing, ok? "
                 Mr Castanas: " Sure.."

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, what you said about Du-30 is not true. It was De-5's fault! "
Panel 2- Mr Castanas: " It's Du-30!  "       Senator Manny: " It's De-5! "
              Mr Castanas: " It's Du-30! "        Senator Manny: " It's De-5!"
              Mr Castanas: " It's De-5! "          Senator Manny: " It's Du-30! "
Panel 3- Mr Castanas: " Du-30? "             Senator Manny: " It's Du-30! Crush my ******! "

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, is it true when you said nobody forced you to face the Senate? "
                 Mr Castanas: " Nobody, sir.."
Panel 2- Manny: " Are you sure? "      Castanas: " Sure! "
              Manny: " Very, very sure? :   Castanas: " Very! "
              Manny: " Absolutely sure? "  Castanas: " Absolutely! "
Panel 3- Manny: " No doubt? "           Castanas:; " None! "
              Manny: " Maybe there is? "   Castanas: " None! "
              Manny ( exasperated ): " Please? "

Spirit Renewal

Panel 1- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, if you will not tell the truth, I will content you in this Senate! "
Panel 2- Senator Laxon (whispering tto Manny ): " Manny.. Bzzz.."
Panel 3- Senator Manny: " Mr Castanas, if you will not tell the truth, I will cite you for contempt
                                         in this Senate! "