Showing posts with label comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comics. Show all posts

Monday, May 15, 2017

Dikong vs ICC

Panel 1- Dikong: " ICC will enter the picture when they see that Congress, Senate and Judiciary are behind me.."
Panel 2 - Pomelo: " Boss Dikong, we can make it appear that Congress is investigating you.."
Panel 3- Pomelo: " Then we can prolong the hearing until the ICC gets tired so they will just just arrest Bobong Marcos! "

Monday, May 8, 2017

ICC

Panel 1- Raphael: " Toto Sen, times have changed. Boss Dikong will be arrested by ICC"
              Toto Sen: " No way! "
Panel 2- Toto Sen: " Dikong is just doing what is right for the country and it'S the Yellows fault that a case has been filed with the ICC!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Kiss ass, Toto Zen?"
              Titi Sen: " Is it obvious already?"

Friday, October 11, 2013

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Senator Curapin, it appears you are involved in the pork scam.."
  Senator Curapin : " They have to prove it.."
Panel 2- Reporter: " They say you need to appear in the Senate investigation this Thursday.."
  Senator Curapin: "  I'll be there!"
Panel 3- Newscaster: " Senator Curapin will not be able to attend today's hearing. He was rushed to Saint Luke Hospital because of problem with his liver and gizzard.."

NOTE: Some politicians resort to having themselves confined at Saint Luke Hospital to escape investigations by the Senate. In the case of Senator Curapin, I don't know if he has a gizzard like chickens. Oh, well...

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Broadcaster: " A rank and file employee was caught bringing home a box of paper clip when she passed by Security and had her bag checked.."
Panel 2- Broadcaster: " She was swiftly terminated from work to serve as an example to others.."
Panel 3- Broadcaster: " Three Senators and 23 Congressmen are involved in the 10 billion pork barrel scam but they will remain in their position until a case is filed against them in court.."

Friday, October 4, 2013

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Stan, in case I go to Hell, can I bring my millions?"
                                Stan: " I don't think so, Sir Curapin.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Paper money will just burn and coins will only melt because of the heat.."
        Curapin: " How about Platinum?"
Panel 3- Curapin: " I have 13 Platinum credit cards. They say that Platinum is difficult to melt.."
                  

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, a person like you should have moral values.."
              Curapin: " I know, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Curapin: " People trusted me and it's only fitting that I remain honest to them.."
Panel 3- Runner: " Boss Curapin, they can't go any higher than 40% kickback on the NGO project of your pork barrel.."
Curapin: " Tell them 60% or else.."

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, I am your Guardian Angel and it's my duty to save you from misery.."
Panel 2- Cong Grfar: " Thank you, Raphael, but what about Stan?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, I am your Guardian Devil and it's my duty to bring you to misery.."

Note: Having difficulty translating ' kapahamakan ' in the context. I thought of 'saving you from danger' but it seemed not right in the story so I used 'misery' to generalize what it means

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, most of our Lawmakers are already millionaires.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do they have to steal from the public's coffer?"
Panel 3- Stan: " Raphael, maybe they are just greedy so we have to understand them.."

Monday, September 23, 2013

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Speaker introducing Senator Curapin
Panel 2- Audience: " Did I hear it right? Will you repeat what you said!"
Panel 3- Speaker repeating the intro but without mentioning " Honorable "
NOTE: Because of the pork barrel scam, lawmakers are viewed by the people as thieves

Friday, September 6, 2013

Untitled

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, aren't all the investigations done by the Senate is ' in aid of legislation '?
Panel 2- Raphael: " Did anything good came out from the Senate investigations?"
     Senator Curapin: " There is!"
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " We were seen on live TV, heard on radios and read on every newspapers.."