The Working Dead

Panel 1- Stanley: " Everyday, the garbage men are facing all kinds of germs.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " But they don't care as long as they can feed their families.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " The question is what will happen to them if they get sick?"

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Senator Curapin, it appears you are involved in the pork scam.."
  Senator Curapin : " They have to prove it.."
Panel 2- Reporter: " They say you need to appear in the Senate investigation this Thursday.."
  Senator Curapin: "  I'll be there!"
Panel 3- Newscaster: " Senator Curapin will not be able to attend today's hearing. He was rushed to Saint Luke Hospital because of problem with his liver and gizzard.."

NOTE: Some politicians resort to having themselves confined at Saint Luke Hospital to escape investigations by the Senate. In the case of Senator Curapin, I don't know if he has a gizzard like chickens. Oh, well...