Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Stan: " Senator Curapin, many years ago, government officials have Delikadeza ( delicateness or moral values )
Panel 2- Stan: " But now it disappeared in our government officials.."
        Curapin:  " It's ok.."
Panel 3- Curapin: " Just like the weather ( meaning times change )"

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Police officer: " I'm the police. You can't park here.."
         Senator Curapin: " So what?! Don't you know me?"
Panel 2- Senator Curapin: " I am Senator Curapin. Do you want to be assigned to Mindanao?"
              Police officer: " No. sir.."
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " You! Who are you? Why are you looking at me?"
                        Stranger: " I'm an auditor from COA ( Commission on Audit ) and I want to ask you some questions.."
             Senator Curapin: " Have you eaten? Hehehe..."

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Stan: " Senator Curapin, you already have 200 million pesos as your pork barrel, right?"
         Curapin: " Yes.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Why did you accept the 50 million pesos additional fund?"
Panel 3- Curapin: " Well, it's bad to refuse manna.."

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Grandaughter to Sec Abad: " Granpa, give me some money for school.."
                                       Sec Abad: " Here's five pesos.."
Panel 2- Grandaughter: " Five pesos?! Grandpa, how come you can give Senators 50 million pesos each?"
Panel 3- Sec Abad: " My dear, it's not my money.."

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Cong Grafar, why do the media targeting us just because we received money from DAP last month?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " You're right, Senator Curapin.. why are they blaming us when we just received the money.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " They should blame the DBM because it's the one who gave us the money.."

Note: DBM is Department of Budget and Management

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Doctor: " Senator Curapin, your blood pressure is now ok and all you need is to be careful in eating pork.."
Panel 2- Doctor: " Aside from too much pork being bad for your health.."
Panel 3- Doctor: " ...the Ombudsman might charge you for plunder.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Senator Curapin, it appears you are involved in the pork scam.."
  Senator Curapin : " They have to prove it.."
Panel 2- Reporter: " They say you need to appear in the Senate investigation this Thursday.."
  Senator Curapin: "  I'll be there!"
Panel 3- Newscaster: " Senator Curapin will not be able to attend today's hearing. He was rushed to Saint Luke Hospital because of problem with his liver and gizzard.."

NOTE: Some politicians resort to having themselves confined at Saint Luke Hospital to escape investigations by the Senate. In the case of Senator Curapin, I don't know if he has a gizzard like chickens. Oh, well...

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Stan, in case I go to Hell, can I bring my millions?"
                                Stan: " I don't think so, Sir Curapin.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Paper money will just burn and coins will only melt because of the heat.."
        Curapin: " How about Platinum?"
Panel 3- Curapin: " I have 13 Platinum credit cards. They say that Platinum is difficult to melt.."
                  

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, a person like you should have moral values.."
              Curapin: " I know, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Curapin: " People trusted me and it's only fitting that I remain honest to them.."
Panel 3- Runner: " Boss Curapin, they can't go any higher than 40% kickback on the NGO project of your pork barrel.."
Curapin: " Tell them 60% or else.."

Untitled

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, aren't all the investigations done by the Senate is ' in aid of legislation '?
Panel 2- Raphael: " Did anything good came out from the Senate investigations?"
     Senator Curapin: " There is!"
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " We were seen on live TV, heard on radios and read on every newspapers.."

Untitled

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, aren't you going to appear tomorrow in the Senate investigation of the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Senator Curapin: " I want to appear just to clear my name but they haven't invited me yet.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Why don't you just go there on your own?"
  Senator Curapin: " Why don't you just go home?