Unexplained Poverty

Panel 1- Senator Pilato: " Poblador Pobre, how many children do you have?"
          Poblador Pobre: "  I have eight children.."
Panel 2- Senator Pilato: " Eight?! How come you have eight children when you don't have a job?"
Panel 3- Poblador Pobre: " That's the reason why I have eight.."

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Juan Masipag: " It's New Year again! I hope we get lucky this year.."
                 Juan Tamad: " I agree, my friend.."
Panel 2- Juan Masipag: " I wish we both find work so we can get out of our poverty."
Panel 3-    Juan Tamad: " Wo..work?! My friend, you go ahead.. I have arthritis.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1-Larry: " Isn't that Cong Grafar?"
             Curly: " It's him.."
Panel 2- Moe: " He lost a lot of weight. Must be his work in Congress.."
Panel 3- Curly: " Who among the congressmen will not lose weight when their pork barrel was taken away.."