Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, if politicians are vampires they should have melted under the sun.."

Panel 2- Raphael: " Stan, have you seen a Congressman or a Senator walking on the streets?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " They always ride a heavily tinted car from their house to congress and back because sunlight is bad for them."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, politicians are not ogres.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " They are vampires!"
                   Stan: " Vampires?! What made you say that?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Because they suck the blood out of every Filipino so they can live in luxury and rule the country.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, I think politicians are ogres.."
        Raphael: " Why did you say that?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Because they don't age even though they're in their position for so long.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Also it takes a long time for them to die!"

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Nosy friend: " Cong Sumido, you seemed to be in deep thought.."
          Cong Sumido : " You're right.."
Panel 2- Cong Sumido: " I borrowed money before the election for my candidacy.."
Panel 3- Cong Sumido: " Now I don't know how to pay my debts because the pork barrel was abolished.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1-Larry: " Isn't that Cong Grafar?"
             Curly: " It's him.."
Panel 2- Moe: " He lost a lot of weight. Must be his work in Congress.."
Panel 3- Curly: " Who among the congressmen will not lose weight when their pork barrel was taken away.."

Ang Pulitiko

Panel 1- Woman crying: " You don't know how painful it is to lose a child, Huhuhu..."
Panel 2- Man crying: " You don't know how hard it is to lose your house in a fire, Huhuhu.."
Panel 3- Grafar crying: " You don't know how painful it is when your pork barrel is taken away from you, Huhuhu..."