Showing posts with label daang matuwid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label daang matuwid. Show all posts

Friday, January 1, 2016

Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Nonoy, your " straight path " governance will be in jeopardy
                               if Mars loses the presidential election!"
               Nonoy: " I know!!!"
Panel 2- Nonoy: " I have to do some drastic measure to lift Mars numbers in the surveys!"
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Yaya Dub, if you will not endorse Mars, we will make Alden marry
                              the Pastillas Girl!"
             Stanley: " Really drastic!.."

Friday, October 25, 2013

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " I will fight for my right to give scholarships to poor kids.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I will fight for my right to give medicine to those who are sick and bury those who died.."
Panel 3- Stan:" Lawmakers will fight for everything just so his pork barrel will not be taken away from him..".

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Police officer: " I'm the police. You can't park here.."
         Senator Curapin: " So what?! Don't you know me?"
Panel 2- Senator Curapin: " I am Senator Curapin. Do you want to be assigned to Mindanao?"
              Police officer: " No. sir.."
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " You! Who are you? Why are you looking at me?"
                        Stranger: " I'm an auditor from COA ( Commission on Audit ) and I want to ask you some questions.."
             Senator Curapin: " Have you eaten? Hehehe..."

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Stan: " The showbiz mentality of Pinoys is unusual.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Miss World made a courtesy call in Malacanang and they made a pair out of her and P-Noy"
Raphael: " So what?!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Megan would make a beautiful first lady.."

Monday, October 21, 2013

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Driver: " Boss, we also need to turn in a straight path.."
    Cong Grafar: " No way!"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " The President's order is to take the straight path so we must follow him. Is that clear?"
                       Driver: " Yes. sir.."
Panel 3- The driver took the straight path instead of a right turn

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- The straight path started from Luzon
Panel 2- It also started from Mindanao..
Panel 3- And they will meet in the Visayas

Notes:
Daang Matuwid or Straight Path is coined by President Aquino to warn the crooked officials he meant business. Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao are the three largest islands in the Philippines. Luzon at the top, Visayas in the middle and Mindanao at the bottom.

Much have been said about taking the straight path. In today's strip, the straight path literally meant the road built but didn't meet in the middle. Something for the President and the engineers to think about..