Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Problems at the MRT.."
             Raphael: " It's Nonoy's fault!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " High prices.."
             Raphael: " It's Nonoy's fault!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Too much traffic.."
             Raphael: " It's Nonoy's fault!"

Daang Matuwid

Panel 1- Stan: " The showbiz mentality of Pinoys is unusual.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Miss World made a courtesy call in Malacanang and they made a pair out of her and P-Noy"
Raphael: " So what?!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Megan would make a beautiful first lady.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Bishop Equis, what can you say about the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Bishop Equis: " It's not only the last administration who took part of it. Even this administration of PNoy is also involved.."
Reporter: " Do you have evidence?"
Panel 3- Bishop Equis: " I have spiritual power given to me by God so I know who is at fault and who is not.."

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " You know, Stan..those professional tax cheats should be lined up against a wall.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then take their pictures and videos so the public will know them.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Then make them as target practice of PNoy and his KKK friends.."

Note: KKK is Kaibigan( friend ), Kaklase( Classmate ), Kabarilan( shooting buddy ) of PNoy who is a gun enthusiast and can shoot straight.

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, I think it will be nice if PNoy will do now what is good for the country.."
                   Stan: " Like what.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Many people will be happy if he scrapped the pork barrel, right?"
Panel 3- Stan: " That's good, Raphael, but also many people will hate him.."