Showing posts with label taxes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label taxes. Show all posts

Friday, August 16, 2013

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, I think what the Philippines need is Hammurabi law to eliminate criminals.."
Panel 2- Stan: " During his time, if you steal they cut off your hands; if you kill they cut off your head.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Since when did the Philippines came to be this miserable?"
        Raphael: " Since they created Congress.."

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " You know, Stan.. when they removed the subject of GMRC from the elementary schools' curriculum, the meaning of moral values went with it.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Kids then were trained to have good manners, disposition, love and respect for others.."
Panel 3- Stan: " So whoever did it, may he rest in peace.."
NOTE: Or burn in Hell..
            Without moral values corruption in our government will not go away

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael to Stan: " Just imagine, not only Lawmakers don't pay the right taxes.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Even the professionals are also doing it.."
Panel 3- Stan to Cong Grafar: " You have a match now, Cong Grafar.."

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " You know, Stan..those professional tax cheats should be lined up against a wall.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then take their pictures and videos so the public will know them.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Then make them as target practice of PNoy and his KKK friends.."

Note: KKK is Kaibigan( friend ), Kaklase( Classmate ), Kabarilan( shooting buddy ) of PNoy who is a gun enthusiast and can shoot straight.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " Are you the Doctor who paid only five pesos in taxes?"
               Doctor: " Yes.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Aren't you ashamed that the teachers paid more in taxes than a Doctor like you?"
               Doctor: " I'm not.."
Panel 3- Doctor: " Doctor is my surname and I am a squatter here and not a Doctor in Makati.."

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, is it true that Teachers pay more in taxes than the professionals?"
Panel 2- Stan: " That's what the BIR ( Bureau of Internal Revenue ) report says, Raphael. It also mentioned a doctor who paid only Ten pesos in taxes.."
          Raphael: " Ten pesos?!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Stan, I want to meet that doctor! Let's look for him.."

Note: Paying taxes is unpopular in the country. Paying the RIGHT taxes is even more unpopular