Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Stanley: " Ma'm Lenny, why did you accept to be the VP of Mars?"
Panel 2-  Lenny: " I believe in his straight path and this will bring him to Malakanyang.."
Panel 3-  Lenny: " If only he would forget the slapping, fighting and gun duel with Dugong
                              in the right time..Huhuhu.."

Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Allen, why did you accept to be the VP of Dugong?"
Panel 2-    Allen: " The people love him because he is brave in his words and deeds.."
Panel 3-    Allen: " Unfortunately,the CHR and DOJ might file cases against him
                               so I will be the one to replace him.. Hehehe.."

Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Stanley:" Sir Ringgo, why did you accept to be the VP of Jomar?"
Panel 2- Ringgo: " His mass appeal is strong that's why he's going to be the President on 2016!"
Panel 3- Ringgo: " Unfortunately, he might be charged with plunder so I will replace him
                              at the right time..Hehehe.."

Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Raphael: "Sir Butter, why did you accept to be the VP of Gracia?"
Panel 2- Butter: " It's because she's so popular and she'll be the next President!"
Panel 3- Butter: " Unfortunately, there is this possibility that she gets disqualified
                             so I'll replace her at the right time..Hehehe.."

Sa Tamang Panahon

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Bobong, why did you agree to become the VP of Madam Marian?"
Panel 2- Bobong: " Well, she can be the President but she has stage 4 cancer that only a few
                                have survived.."
Panel 3- Bobong: " And then I will be the President when the right time comes, Hehehe.."

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Two signs on a wall; " Give Peace A Chance " and the other " Terminate Abu Sayyaf "
Panel 2- Two signs opposing each other: " Pass the BBL " and " Down with the BBL "
               Note- BBL is Basic Bangsamoro Law
Panel 3- Stanley: " How can the country move forward when they can't even agree on billboards.."

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Cong Grafar, is it true you Congressmen are into Yoga?"
               Grafar: " That's true!"
Panel 2-  Grafar: " Yoga is emptying of the mind and it's good for the health.."
              Stanley: " Is that so?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " So that's why the laws you make are empty and without substance!"

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Jomar, the Ombudsman have ordered your arrest.."
                Jomar: " That's what I thought.."
Panel 2-   Jomar: " The Ombudsman is doing selective justice!"
             Raphael: " You're right, Sir Jomar.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " You're the one she selected for filing a case against you!"

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Curly: " That's the evil mud man!"
             Baldy: " It's Jomar!"
Panel 2- Curly: " Nope! That's Nonoy! They say he's evil so they threw mud at him!"
             Baldy: " Nonoy?!"
Panel 3-Baldy: " Oh, I thought it's Jomar.. you said he's evil.."

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Kulas: " That's the evil, Nonoy.. let's throw mud at him!"
            Nonoy: " Wait!"
Panel 2- Nonoy: " If anyone of you is without sin, be the first to throw mud at me!"
Panel 3- All the men throwing mud at Nonoy

Politics Pa More

Panel 1- Stanley: " Problems at the MRT.."
             Raphael: " It's Nonoy's fault!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " High prices.."
             Raphael: " It's Nonoy's fault!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " Too much traffic.."
             Raphael: " It's Nonoy's fault!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Jomar: " I've been dreaming of becoming President for decades only to fail in the end.."
           Raphael: " Don't worry, Sir Jomar.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " All you need is one great endorser to lift up your numbers with the voters.."
Panel 3- Jomar: " Really?! Who? Pope Francis?, PNoy?, Manalo?, Erap?"
            Stanley: " Yaya Dub!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Stanley: " Sir Jomar.. you are at a great disadvantage this coming election!"
                Jomar: " What?! Why?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " The bigger percentage of voters now are young and involved in social media!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " They can beat the voters who are in favor of you!"
                Jomar: " Really?"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Raphael: " Would you believe, Stan.. there are 130 candidates for the Presidency!"
Panel 2- Stanley : " It's ok so voters will have plenty to choose from.."
              Raphael: " I guess so.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " But this is an election for someone who will lead the country and not a circus!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Clark: " It's election time again.."
Panel 2- Clark: " We're going to see the same old faces. They will win again.."
             Bruce: " Not anymore, my friend.."
Panel 3-Bruce: " Now we have 130 presidential candidates to choose from!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Candidate: " Why can't I run for President?"
Panel 2- Election Officer: " It's because you're not natural born!"
                        Candidate: " But my father and mother are Filipinos!"
Panel 3- Election Officer: " I know but you were born in the hospital via Caesarian section!"

Eleksyon 2016

Panel 1- Election Officer: " It's true that anyone can run for the Presidency of the Philippines.."
Panel 2- Election Officer: " But we have requirements that every candidate should follow.."
Panel 3- Election Officer: " And one of these is you must be a natural born in this country.."
                     Daffy Duck: " What?!"

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, were you able to get Pastillas Girl?"
           Jomar: " Well.. not exactly.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " There were many conditions and her talent fee is quite high so they gave me
                             another one.."
                 Stan: " Who is it?"
Panel 3- Jomar: " It's the Halaya Girl and we're very much compatible said Faylon!"

Note: Halaya is Yam. Jomar's compatibility to it is color because of his dark skin

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, were you able to talk to Alden and Yaya Dub?"
Panel 2- Jomar: " It's so hard to contact them. They're so busy so I contacted another TV station.."
Panel 3- Jomar: " And they said they have a girl talent that can go against Yaya Dub!"
                 Stan: " It's Pastillas girl! Wow!"

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Jomar: " Raphael, Stan.. did you know that my visits to many places in the Philippines
                             brought me 3 million tweets?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Sir Jomar, did you know that Alden just visited Yaya Dub and they got 25
                                million tweets?"
                 Jomar: " 25 million?!"
Panel 3- Jomar ( on the phone ): " Hello, Alden? Yaya Dub? "

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, have you noticed that candidates lose weight when there is an election?"
                    Stan: " Yes, I noticed.."
Panel 2-       Stan: " It's difficult to go to many places to campaign.."
              Raphael: " But Jomar is different.. he gains weight instead!"
Panel 3-       Stan: " It's because he only attends Boodle Fights.."

Note: Boodle fights is a military tradition where officers and soldiers eat together on a long table, standing and using their hands to get food laid on banana leaves. Politicians use it to impress that they are with the common people like what Jomar is doing.

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Candidate ( to himself ):  " It's hard to campaign.. it's hard to find time to rest.."
Panel 2- Candidate ( to himself ): " You have to go from one place to another so voters can see you.."
Panel 3- Candidate ( to himself ): " And there's nothing you can do on the stage if the people who      raise your hands have underarm odor.."

Jomar Pa More

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Jomar, your approval rating went down!"
            Jomar: " You're right.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " It's because of that sub committee of the Senate. They keep on investigating me and they have no proof!"
Panel 3: Stan: " Why don't you just face the Senate?!"
           Jomar: " Are you willing to face a firing squad?"

Gracia

Panel 1- Butter: " Mars, don't hope that Gracia will be the VP of your life.. umm..it won't happen.."
Panel 2- Butter: " Gracia and I umm have a long way together and umm she won't agree to become VP to anyone!
Panel 3- Butter: " Because I am already  the VP of umm her life!"

Gracia

Panel 1- Mars: " Gracia, when are you going to give me your sweet " yes "? You are the VP of my life.."
Panel 2- Gracia: " Mars, give me more time and please don't hold may hand. People might see us and it's embarassing.."
Panel 3- Mars: " Then how come Butter is kissing your other hand?"

Gracia

Panel 1- Mars: " Butter, don't underestimate the vegetables that I brought!"
            Butter: " Umm.. why not?"
Panel 2- Mars: " They have more vitamins than your roses.."
            Butter: " Excuse me?! Long stemmed roses! Hmp!"
Panel 3- Mars: " Why, my water hyacinth and stringbeans are also long stemmed!"

Gracia

Panel 1- Butter: " Umm..I didn't know Mr Palengke is here..Hehehe.."
Panel 2- Butter: " Umm.. and you even brought veggies..."
                Mars: " For Gracia.."
Panel 3- Butter: " Umm.. are they organic?"
 Mars ( to himself ): " Pest! "

Gracia

Panel 1- Butter: " Umm.. Hello, Gracia.. umm.. can I come in?"
             Gracia: " Of course, Butter.. do come in.."
Panel 2- Butter: " Umm.. I brought you this, Gracia.."
             Gracia: " Wow! Red roses! From Baguio?"
Panel 3- Butter: " Umm.. from my heart.."

Gracia

Panel 1- Mars: " Good evening, Gracia.."
            Gracia: " Hello, Mars.. do come in.."
Panel 2- Mars: " I brought you something>."
            Gracia: " Wow! Vegetables! You shouldn't have,. Mars.."
Panel 3- Mars: " It's ok, Gracia. I have a stall in the market.. Hehehe "

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " Jomar is so Epal. He will do everything just to promote
                                his letter-B everywhere."
Panel 2- Raphael: " He has his letter-B on candies and also on rosaries. In Makati,
                                his letter-B is everywhere!"
Panel 3- Batman : " Jomar, I won't replace the bat symbol on my chest with your letter-B.
                               And I'll beat you to death if you insist!"

Epal

  

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " We do Epal so the public will recognize us.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " We are at the disadvantage against movie stars because
                                       they are already known by the people.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Hello, I am.."
                     Woman: " Argh! Maniac! Help!!"

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, being an Epal is illegal, right?"
               Stanley: " It's illegal.."
Panel 2-  Stanley: " But it's in your conscience if you will follow it or not.."
Panel 3-  Stanley: " Cong Grafar, do you have a conscience?"
                 Grafar: " Nope.."

Epal

Panel 1- Stan: " Cong Grafar, good thing you didn't make Epal to the coffin of Grandpa Baste
                         like the town  mayor of Capas.."
           Grafar: " No way!"
Panel 2- Grafar: " When they lower the coffin to the ground, your name on the coffin will  be
                            buried with it and nobody will remember you.."
Panel 3- Grafar ( showing a marker ): That's why I prefer to donate markers so my name can be seen
                                                          for all eternity!"

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " That town mayor of Capas is too much.."
                    Stan: " Why?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " He even put his name on a casket. He's being too Epal!"
Panel 3-       Stan: " Raphael, maybe it's the mayor who is inside the casket
                                that's why it has his name.."

Epal

Panel 1- Raphael: " I thought it's against the law for politicians to make Epal,,"
               Stanley: " It is.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then how come in one graduation exercise, the medals given to
                              the kids have the face of the Vice Governor?"
Panel 3-  Stanley: " Raphael, it's against the law to do an Epal but there is no law
                              against being creative.."
Note: Epal is someone who will do anything just to be recognized

Jomar

Panel 1- Adviser: " Saying you're also adopted won't work, Jomar. Gracia used it ahead of you.."
                Jomar: " What shall I do to regain my survey lead?"
Panel 2- Adviser: " You have to outdo Gracia being an adopted child and mix it with history for effect "
                Jomar: " Ok "
Panel 3- Voice over at a theatre paid by Jomar

Jomar

Panel 1- Officer: " Sir Jomar, you have a visitor.."
               Jomar: " Show her in.."
Panel 2- Hillary:  " Sir Jomar.. Huhuhu..my grandpa just died and it's his birthday today Huhuhu.."
               Jomar: " That's so?"
Panel 3-  Jomar: " Don't worry.. I'll take care of his casket and I will also include a birthday cake
                            to complete everything.."

Jomar

Panel 1- Mars: " Jomar, you are the biggest problem in the coming election!"
Panel 2- Jomar: " What?! You better hold your tonque, Mars.. I am not the problem.."
              Mars: " And who is?  "
Panel 3- Jomar: " Those who will vote for me.. Hehehe.."

Jomar

Panel 1- Raphael waking up from a bad dream
Panel 2- Raphael: " I had a bad dream, Stan.."
               Stanley: " Really? What is it?"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Our First Lady is Mrs. B!"
               Stanley: " Even worse!"

Jomar

Panel 1- Stan ( waking up from a bad dream ): " Argh! "
Panel 2- Stan: " I had a bad dream last night, Raphael.."
        Raphael: " Really? What did you dream?"
Panel 3- Stan: " VP Binay became our President!"
        Raphael: " Worse!"

Jomar

Panel 1- Michael ( seeing a guy carrying a placard ) : " That's old hat, my friend..Hehehe.."
Panel 2- Michael: " Here in Makati, we don't pay any attention  to that. We have a new one!"
Panel 3- Stanley: " You're being early, Jomar.."

Dream #1

Panel 1- Mayweather: " Jomar, you're already at Malacanang Palace just like you dreamed of
                                       ever since.. what happened?"
Panel 2- Jomar: " It's the fault of my enemies.. they kept on saying they have some explosives
                             against me.."
Panel 3- Jomar: " Brrr.. what a bad dream I had.."

Dream #1

Panel 1- Jomar: " Mayweather, my one and only.."
    Mayweather: " Hmmm..."
Panel 2- Mayweather: " Aah.. you're the one who doesn't want to have dark skin
                                      so they put up an umbrella for you even at night.."
Panel 3- Mayweather: " And you also own a house with escalator!"
                            Son: " Excuse me?! Elevator! Hmp!"

Dream # 1

Panel 1- Jomar: " Mayweather, she's my wife.."
    Mayweather: " Hello, I also have a garden like you.."
Panel 2- Jomar: " My daughter.. she's...?
    Mayweather: " Uyy, she's the one who bake cakes!"
Panel 3- Mayweather: " And she's the one who likes earthworms!"
                Daughter: " Excuse me?! Vermiculture! Hmp!

Dream #1

Panel 1- Jomar: " Err, Mayweather.. my family is with me.."
    Mayweather: " I know.. Hehehe..."
Panel 2- Mayweather: " Let them in.."
                        Jomar: " They're ashamed to enter.."
Panel 3- Mayweather: " It's ok.. you guys don't get ashamed anyway when you were
                                       still on Earth, right?"

Dream # 1

Panel 1- Mephisto: " How was your trip in coming here?"
                   Jomar: " I guess it's ok, Mephisto.."
Panel 2- Mephisto: " Ooops, it's not my name anymore.. Hehehe..
                   Jomar: " Is that so? What shall I call you?"
Panel 3- Mephisto: " Mayweather!"

Dream # 1

Panel 1- Stanley: " Jomar, you don't want to face the Senate.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " and you don't want to face the Ombudsman.."
Panel 3- Mephisto: " Hello, my friend.. we meet at last.. Hehehe.."

Ingrata

Panel 1- Stan: " You lead a difficult life, sir Nonoy.."
           Nonoy: " You're right, Stan.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " If you do nothing, you'll get blamed.. you do something, you still get blamed!"
Panel 3- Nonoy: " It's ok, Raphael.. I just do what is right and God will take care of it..."
            Raphael: " Amen..:"

Ingrata

Panel 1- Mrs Ingracia: " I won't ever forget Nonoy's negligence on the plight of my daughter.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Mrs.. don't you also forget that your daughter's execution was stopped only
                                temporarily..."
Panel 3- Raphael: " And I hope when that time comes, someone will help you like what Nonoy did.."

Ingrata

Panel 1- Mrs Ingracia: " Nonoy made many mistakes to me including the DFA.."
                     Raphael: " Why?"
Panel 2- Mrs Ingracia: " Because the DFA already knew the execution of my daughter
                                       but they didn't tell us.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Mrs.. it's not allowed for the sake of the families of those who will be executed..
                                you are not somebody special!"