Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. I know what you are implying but I can't do anything.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Is it my fault that I win every election?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " The fault lies on those who voted for me like my Kumpadre Joe.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Bishop Equis, what can you say about the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Bishop Equis: " It's not only the last administration who took part of it. Even this administration of PNoy is also involved.."
Reporter: " Do you have evidence?"
Panel 3- Bishop Equis: " I have spiritual power given to me by God so I know who is at fault and who is not.."