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Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Stan, in case I go to Hell, can I bring my millions?"
                                Stan: " I don't think so, Sir Curapin.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Paper money will just burn and coins will only melt because of the heat.."
        Curapin: " How about Platinum?"
Panel 3- Curapin: " I have 13 Platinum credit cards. They say that Platinum is difficult to melt.."
                  

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Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, a person like you should have moral values.."
              Curapin: " I know, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Curapin: " People trusted me and it's only fitting that I remain honest to them.."
Panel 3- Runner: " Boss Curapin, they can't go any higher than 40% kickback on the NGO project of your pork barrel.."
Curapin: " Tell them 60% or else.."

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Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, it's important to a Congressman like you to have integrity."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I don't know, Raphael.. I am confused.."
                     Raphael: " But why?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar ( pointing to a sign on the wall ): " Because of that!"

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Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, your government will find it hard to win the plunder case against the pork barrel scammers.."
Panel 2- Stan: " You will be fighting the likes of Senators Enrile, Estrada and Revilla.."
        Raphael: " It's ok.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " They will face PNoy's Fab Four.. De Lima, Morales, Pulido-Tan and Henares.."

Note: Leila de Lima is the Secretary of Dept of Justice, Conchita Carpio Morales is the Ombudsman, Grace Pulido Tan is the Head of the Commission on Audit and Kim Henares heads the Bureau of Internal Revenue. All of them were appointed by President Aquino who strongly believed that if you want something done give it to a woman..

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Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, most of our Lawmakers are already millionaires.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do they have to steal from the public's coffer?"
Panel 3- Stan: " Raphael, maybe they are just greedy so we have to understand them.."

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Panel 1- Reporter: " Bishop Equis, what can you say about the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Bishop Equis: " It's not only the last administration who took part of it. Even this administration of PNoy is also involved.."
Reporter: " Do you have evidence?"
Panel 3- Bishop Equis: " I have spiritual power given to me by God so I know who is at fault and who is not.."

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Panel 1- Speaker introducing Senator Curapin
Panel 2- Audience: " Did I hear it right? Will you repeat what you said!"
Panel 3- Speaker repeating the intro but without mentioning " Honorable "
NOTE: Because of the pork barrel scam, lawmakers are viewed by the people as thieves

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