Anna Polis

Panel 1- Stanley: " Politicians are much  different now, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Before, they were ashamed when they are involved in anomalies..they can't
                             look at peoples' eyes.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " But now, they don't even blink!" ( even in front of cameras )
      Cong Capal: " I didn't steal money from Juan!"
      Cong Capal ( to himself ): From Pedro, yes.."

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Father Dom, why don't you convince Cong Grafar to return the public's money
                              he illegally got?
Panel 2- Father Dom: " I can't do that, Raphael, Stan.. it's difficult.."
                        Stan : " But why?"
Panel 3- Father Dom: " Cong Grafar might take back the SUV he gave me err..the church.. Hehehe.."

Anna Polis

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why don't you just return the money you received  from
                              Anna Polis' pork sham?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, do you know what will happen if I return the money?"
                     Raphael: " What?..."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " People will know that I really stole the money!"

Collective Amnesia

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, what is that Anna Polis list that caused amnesia to some members of Congress?"
Panel 2- Stanley : " A Lawmaker orders pork from Anna Polis  for his district..."
Panel 3- Stanley : " He pays Anna Polis but no delivery will be made and they will split the money.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Broadcaster: " A rank and file employee was caught bringing home a box of paper clip when she passed by Security and had her bag checked.."
Panel 2- Broadcaster: " She was swiftly terminated from work to serve as an example to others.."
Panel 3- Broadcaster: " Three Senators and 23 Congressmen are involved in the 10 billion pork barrel scam but they will remain in their position until a case is filed against them in court.."

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Many people are angry that some lawmakers are involved in the pork barrel scam."
                   Stan: " Don't worry, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Senator Drilon promised that the government will bring back public trust to Congress.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Well, I hope aside from public trust, they will also return the public funds they stole from the people.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, leave Cong Grafar to me! I'm going to save him from turning bad.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Raphael, I'm doing this because it's my job.. nothing personal.."
        Raphael: " I know.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " But you already have three Senators and 34 others involved in the pork barrel scam!"

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Reporter: " Bishop Equis, what can you say about the pork barrel scam?"
Panel 2- Bishop Equis: " It's not only the last administration who took part of it. Even this administration of PNoy is also involved.."
Reporter: " Do you have evidence?"
Panel 3- Bishop Equis: " I have spiritual power given to me by God so I know who is at fault and who is not.."