Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, you already have 70 million pesos in pork barrel fund, right?"
       Cong Grafar: " Yes.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do you have to accept 15 million pesos additional fund?"
Panel 3- Raphael ( upon seeing Senator Curapin ): " you don't have to answer that.."

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Stan, in case I go to Hell, can I bring my millions?"
                                Stan: " I don't think so, Sir Curapin.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Paper money will just burn and coins will only melt because of the heat.."
        Curapin: " How about Platinum?"
Panel 3- Curapin: " I have 13 Platinum credit cards. They say that Platinum is difficult to melt.."