Showing posts with label senator curapin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senator curapin. Show all posts

Friday, November 1, 2013

Q and A

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, the people know why you insists on recommending projects and it is because you receive 50% kickback out of them.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Aren't you ashamed what you are doing to the people?"
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " I have thought of that question for a long long time and my answer is no.."

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Senator Curapin

Panel 1- Secretary: " Sir Abad, there are already people outside our office.."
             Sec Abad: " Huh?! Why?"
Panel 2- Secretary: " They want you to be their Godfather.."
             Sec Abad: " Godfather?!"
Panel 3- Secretary: " Yes.sir.. they say you are like Santa Clause when giving away money.."

Thursday, October 10, 2013

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " It's not my job to determine if the NGO ( Non Government Office ) where I put money from my pork Barrel is genuine or not.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But Senator Curapin, you are the one who signed the paper.."
              Curapin: " It's fake!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " And the whistleblowers said you got 60% kickback from this project.."
              Curapin: " They're lying.."

Monday, September 23, 2013

Honorable Pork

Panel 1- Speaker introducing Senator Curapin
Panel 2- Audience: " Did I hear it right? Will you repeat what you said!"
Panel 3- Speaker repeating the intro but without mentioning " Honorable "
NOTE: Because of the pork barrel scam, lawmakers are viewed by the people as thieves