Showing posts with label to pork or not to pork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label to pork or not to pork. Show all posts

Thursday, October 10, 2013

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " It's not my job to determine if the NGO ( Non Government Office ) where I put money from my pork Barrel is genuine or not.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But Senator Curapin, you are the one who signed the paper.."
              Curapin: " It's fake!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " And the whistleblowers said you got 60% kickback from this project.."
              Curapin: " They're lying.."

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Broadcaster: " A rank and file employee was caught bringing home a box of paper clip when she passed by Security and had her bag checked.."
Panel 2- Broadcaster: " She was swiftly terminated from work to serve as an example to others.."
Panel 3- Broadcaster: " Three Senators and 23 Congressmen are involved in the 10 billion pork barrel scam but they will remain in their position until a case is filed against them in court.."

Sunday, October 6, 2013

To Pork or Not to Pork

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, isn't it your job is to create laws?"
       Cong Grafar: " That's right, Raphael.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Why do you have to be involved in projects?"
       Cong Grafar: " It's hard to be creating laws all the time.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " You know, all work and no play makes a Congressman a poor boy.."