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Panel 1- Laptop: " Hey, Typewriter, you are a has been. I'm now the new fad, I'm Laptop.. Hahaha"
Panel 2- Typewriter: " Oi, Laptop, can youprint?"
                    Laptop: " Of course not.. that's the job of Printer, Hmp!"
Panel 3- Typewriter: " Well, for me, I always give printed copy everytime they use me.."

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Panel 1-John de la Cruz: " Enteng, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Panel 2- Enteng: " I want to be an Engineer. I love to build bridges.."
Panel 3- Enteng ( with his makeshift bridge over floodwaters ): " One peso for crossing my
                           bridge.."
NOTE: This is a usual scene in Metro Manila during floods where enterprising people put up wooden planks for people to cross. Some say these people clog the drainpipes intentionally so that water will stay for sometime.

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Panel 1- Mrs de la Cruz: " Miss Walangpuso, we'll leave our daughter, Strawberry to your care.."
           Miss Walangpuso: " Of course.."
Panel 2- Mrs de la Cruz: " We're also planning to enroll here our youngest child.."
          Miss Walangpuso: " Boy or girl?"
Panel 3- Mr de la Cruz: " We will know when he reaches Grade One.."

NOTE; The Tagalog word ' Walangpuso ' means no heart/ heartless
             I always see my teachers as heartless for giving me low grades

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Panel 1- Teacher: " Mrs De la Cruz, we invited you to our school because of your daughter, Strawberry.."
Panel 2- Teacher: " She has a unique name and her classmates are always teasing her. What's the reason you named her Strawberry and.."
Panel 3- Mr De la Cruz ( coming in ): " Oh, Buttercup.. what's the problem of our daughter?"

The Return of G.I Joe

The Return of G.I Joe

The Return of G.I. Joe

Panel 1- Cong Grafar to Colleagues: " There's one more thing to do to increase the presence here of
              GI Joe.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " We need a Committee who shall work on the Agreement between the US
              the Philippines.."
          Congressmen: " No way! "
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " There's an extra pay and additional pork barrel for the Committee.."
          Congressmen: " OK! "

The Return of G.I Joe

Panel 1- Raphael to Stan: " Before, GI Joes are confined at Subic and Clark only.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But now, because of China, they can be anywhere in the Philippines.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Even at the street corner there will be a GI Joe watching what China is doing.."

The Return of G.I Joe

Panel 1- Chinese fishing vessels usually come and go and fish on Philippine waters
Panel 2- But now you can't do it any more, my friends..
Panel 3- Because GI Joe is here with us again

NOTE: China is flexing its muscle in the South China Sea claiming it as its own. They come and fish inside the West Philippine Sea without fear because they know the Philippines has no powerful navy to challenge them. They are also claiming islands and islets within the Philippine territory and constructing buildings claiming they own them and the Philippines can't stop them.
We already filed a complaint at the UN and the US assured us of support and plans to transfer 60% of its fleet to Southeast Asia to contain China's bullying of Asean countries

The Return of G.I Joe

Panel 1- News from the radio: " Flash report!! The VFA will add more US forces in the country "
                                 Oldman: " What?!"
Panel 2- Radio: " If the US forces are here every MWF.."
Panel 3-Radio: " .. now they are adding Th and S on the next meeting between the two countries.."
          Old man: ( unprintable )

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, I think what the Philippines need is Hammurabi law to eliminate criminals.."
Panel 2- Stan: " During his time, if you steal they cut off your hands; if you kill they cut off your head.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Since when did the Philippines came to be this miserable?"
        Raphael: " Since they created Congress.."

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " You know, Stan.. when they removed the subject of GMRC from the elementary schools' curriculum, the meaning of moral values went with it.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Kids then were trained to have good manners, disposition, love and respect for others.."
Panel 3- Stan: " So whoever did it, may he rest in peace.."
NOTE: Or burn in Hell..
            Without moral values corruption in our government will not go away

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael to Stan: " Just imagine, not only Lawmakers don't pay the right taxes.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Even the professionals are also doing it.."
Panel 3- Stan to Cong Grafar: " You have a match now, Cong Grafar.."

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " You know, Stan..those professional tax cheats should be lined up against a wall.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Then take their pictures and videos so the public will know them.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Then make them as target practice of PNoy and his KKK friends.."

Note: KKK is Kaibigan( friend ), Kaklase( Classmate ), Kabarilan( shooting buddy ) of PNoy who is a gun enthusiast and can shoot straight.

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " Are you the Doctor who paid only five pesos in taxes?"
               Doctor: " Yes.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Aren't you ashamed that the teachers paid more in taxes than a Doctor like you?"
               Doctor: " I'm not.."
Panel 3- Doctor: " Doctor is my surname and I am a squatter here and not a Doctor in Makati.."

Taxes Etc

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, is it true that Teachers pay more in taxes than the professionals?"
Panel 2- Stan: " That's what the BIR ( Bureau of Internal Revenue ) report says, Raphael. It also mentioned a doctor who paid only Ten pesos in taxes.."
          Raphael: " Ten pesos?!"
Panel 3- Raphael: " Stan, I want to meet that doctor! Let's look for him.."

Note: Paying taxes is unpopular in the country. Paying the RIGHT taxes is even more unpopular

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, I think it will be nice if PNoy will do now what is good for the country.."
                   Stan: " Like what.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Many people will be happy if he scrapped the pork barrel, right?"
Panel 3- Stan: " That's good, Raphael, but also many people will hate him.."

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Senator Curapin: " Now that we have put up safeguards so that the pork barrel will not be abused, we now go to the next item.."
Panel 2- Senator Curapin: " We now discuss the loopholes we should make just in case one of us gets into trouble in the future.."
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " The mark of a good lawmaker is he can see all the angles.."

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " My colleagues, because of the pork barrel, our lawmaker image has been tarnished.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " It's about time we abolish the pork barrel!"
Panel 3- Laughter from Cong Grafar's colleagues

Note:  The pork barrel of a Philippine Senator is 200 million per year and a Congressman 70 million pesos per year. They also receive extra pay for committees that they chair. These people spent hundreds of millions just to get elected into office that pays less than 80K knowing they can recover their expenses and more. May they burn in Hell...

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, there's nothing I can do if we lawmakers are compared to crocodiles because of the pork barrel.."
Crocodile Bambi: " Excuse me?!"
Panel 2- Crocodile Jambi: " We crocodiles stop eating when we are full.."
Panel 3- Crocodile Jambi: " But for you, there's no end.."

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Raphael: " Cong Grafar, why don't you just refuse your pork barrel?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " Your job is to craft laws and not receive percentage from government projects.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " Well, I'm just greedy, Raphael..."

Pork Barrel

Panel 1- Home of Cong Grafar who is having a nightmare
Panel 2- Mrs Grafar ( waking up her husband ): " Honey, you're having a nightmare.. Are you okay?"
             Cong Grafar: " I had a bad dream.."
Panel 3-Cong Grafar: " They abolished our Pork Barrel!"

Manolito

Panel 1- Stan: " Raphael, Manolito, the Explanationer is really good, right?"
        Raphael: " No comment..."
Panel 2- Stan: " He explained to us every questions that we have searched for answers..."
Panel 3- Raphael: " I don't know, Stan.. I still get the creeps whenever I think of calling Cong Grafar 'Your Honor'..."

Manolito

Panel 1- Raphael: " So that's the life of Solon that made him an example.."
             Manolito: " That's correct.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " So that's why Lawmakers that lost in the election are still called ' Solon '"
            Manolito:  " Not anymore..."
Panel 3- Manolito: " If the Lawmaker loses, what he will hear now is ' so long '.."