Bomb Squad

Panel 1- Vendor Ben: " Hey! Where are you going to bring my merchandise?"
Panel 2- Police Officer: " Aha! So you are the one selling these rice cakes and Cuchinta!  Why did you leave your things and left hurriedly!"
Panel 3- Vendor Ben: " Well, I have to go  find a restroom because I couldn't hold it anymore.."

Bomb Squad

Panel 1- Field Reporter: " Hello, Mike.. the bomb officer have opened one of the container and inside he found rice cakes.."
Panel 2- Field Reporter: " Now, he is carefully opening the other container and omigosh, Mike! He saw what's inside!"
Panel 3- Newscaster Mike: " What?! What's inside?!! Is it a bomb? C-4? What?!
               Field reporter: " Cuchinta!"

Bomb Squad

Panel 1- The Bomb Officer touched the lid of the container and waited.."
Panel 2- He then carefully lifted the lid of the container and slowly, he peeked inside.."
Panel 3- Reporter: " Sir! Sir! What's inside?!"
         Bomb Officer: " Rice Cake!"

Bomb Squad

Panel 1- Police Officer: " Make way! Make way! Here comes the Bomb Squad!"
Panel 2- Bomb Officer-1: " Keep all these people away because we don't know if this is a big bomb.."
Panel 3- Bomb Officer-1: " Buddy, in case something bad happens, take care of my wife.."
              Bomb Officer 2: " Sure, Buddy.. we're going to see each other later at the Mall.."
   

Bomb Squad

Panel 1- Reporter to police officer: " Sir, how would you know if there is a bomb inside?"
Panel 2- Police Officer Bartolo III: " Right now, we don't know because both containers of rice cakes and  
                                                        cutchinta have covers.."
Panel 3- Reporter to ploice officer: " What happens if there is a bomb? "
              Police officer Bartolo III:  " Then it will explode on us, you pesky.."

Bomb Squad

Panel 1- Radio broadcaster listening to report: " Flash report! A snack peddler hurriedly left, leaving behind the rice cakes and cuchinta containers on the sidewalk.."
Panel  2- Brad: " Officer, the peddler left suddenly.."
             Curly : " It might be a bomb, sir.."
Panel 3- Officer: "Alright, men, contain the area.. it might be a bomb.."

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Stanley: " Raphael, the supreme court already said that the pork barrel of the Legislators is dead.." 
             Raphael: " That's right, Stan.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " But I want to be sure. You know these Legislators, they're good at making loopholes.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " Aha! I told you! Pork Barrel is still alive!"

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Raphael: " What is this?! The LRT coaches has malfunctioned again!
Panel 2- Passenger to LRT official: " You  LRT officials should buy new coaches!"
Panel 3- LRT official: " We can buy new coaches if we raise what you are paying now.."
                  Raphael : " What?! You want us to pay extra when your coaches are always breaking down?!"

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Juan Masipag: " It's New Year again! I hope we get lucky this year.."
                 Juan Tamad: " I agree, my friend.."
Panel 2- Juan Masipag: " I wish we both find work so we can get out of our poverty."
Panel 3-    Juan Tamad: " Wo..work?! My friend, you go ahead.. I have arthritis.."

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Doctor J ( to himself ): " Hmm.. it's New Year already and still no patient for me. I wonder why..?"
Panel 2- Doctor J ( to himself ): " Nothing has changed except the new tenant moving in beside my office.."
Panel 3-  Doctor J peeking out the window and seeing the Funeral Parlor beside his office

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Smoking Joe: " What the hell?! You increased again the sin tax for cigarettes and liquor!"
Panel 2- Auditor: " We did it for your own good in the future.."
              Smoking Joe: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Auditor: " With the increase of your tax, we can give you a nice coffin and decent burial.."

Sari Sari

Panel 1- Sir Francis: " You know, you're just wasting your money in fitness centers.."
Panel 2- Sir Francis: " Join us at the MMDA and you'll lose fat  for sure.."
                      Piolo: " Really, Sir Francis? How?"
Panel 3- Sir Francis: " You'll just sweep the streets of litters everyday and you will also help our country.."

Note: MMDA stands for Metro Manila Development Authority. They have street sweepers all around Metro. They also help collect garbage and assist the police in traffic. Sir Francis Tolentino is their boss.

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Stanley: " Many people are again victims of firecrackers at the coming of New Year.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " It happens every year and yet people didn't seem to learn anything.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " Maybe it would be better if they close the Emergency room of Hospitals the night before the New Year so people will learn the hard way.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Vendor: " Sir, you have to buy this! This is a lucky charm for this Year of the Horse!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " Why will it be lucky when the ingredients used in making that lucky charm contained poison?"
Panel 3- Vendor: " Sir, I'll be lucky if you will buy this.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Jordan: " They say it's lucky to wear polka dot shirt to greet the New Year.."
Panel 2-  Jordan: " That's why I always wear one every coming of the New Year.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " How come you're still poor?"

Happy New Year

Panel 1- A well respected man: " This is my first time in the gym. I'll make sure they won't notice.."
Panel 2- A well respected man: " I'll use this horizontal bar to warm up.."
Panel 3- Disrespectful man: " Ser, please hurry up.. we're going to use the towel rack.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Samson: " Good morning, Miss.. welcome to Hercules Fitness Center!"
Panel 2- Delilah: " O..oh.. too many people! I'll just come back.."
              Samson: " Miss, it's because  it is the first week of the Year.."
Panel 3- Samson " Come back on Monday and I'm sure my gym will be less crowded..Hehehe.."

Happy New Year

Panel 1- Raphael: " Wow! Stan, look at the long line! The movie showing must be good!"
Panel 2- Stan: " Raphael that is a Fitness Center and not a moviehouse.."
Panel 3- Stan: " The people in line are those who became fat  after the Christmas and New Year holidays.."