Politics 201

Panel 1- Stanley: " The Senate before is known as the August body and the Senators
                             are called Solon.."
Panel 2- Stanley: " Now they call the Senate as the " Hall of Shame "..
Panel 3- Raphael: " And the Senators?"
              Stanley: " They are now called Oldie, Handsome, Sexy and Hermes..Haay.."
Note:
Hermes are initials of the 6 senators also involved in the Pork barrel scam
aside from Enrile, Estrada and Revilla

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stanley: " It used to be that people look at the Senate with respect.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " When did the good image of the Senate change?"
Panel 3- Stanley: " It started with him.."

Politics 201

Panel 1- Marian: " Idiots are elected by idiots!"
            Raphael: " That's true, Madam Marian!"
Panel 2- Justine: "  Excuse me.. do you know that the job of a Senator is to craft laws and
                             that's why he should be a lawyer?"
                Voter: " Yes.."
Panel 3- Justine: " Why then you voted for Guwapo when he is a movie actor?"
                Voter: " Because he's so Guwapo making laws!"
Note: Guwapo means handsome

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stanley: " Those Lawmakers who are habitually absent should have their salaries deducted.."
             Raphael: " That's right!"
Panel 2- Raphael: " That's why the Lawmakers are not afraid of being absent because their
                              salaries are intact no matter what.."
Panel 3- Stanley: " What can you say about it, Cong Manny?"
              Manny: " Did you see my first basketball game in the PBA?"

Politics 201

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Nonoy, according to the latest survey of Fools Asia, 6 out of 10 people
                        are not in favor of term extension for you.."
Panel 2- Nonoy: " How many people were asked by Fools Asia?"
                 Stan: " 1,200..."
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Well, 15 million people voted me into office so who cares?"

Politics 201

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Nonoy, we noticed that those who were being charged ( of corruption )
                              are mostly your political enemies.."
               Nonoy: " Is that so?"
Panel 2-  Nonoy: " Well, its just that when I step down, I don't want the good things I've done
                             for our country go to waste especially...
Panel 3-  Nonoy: " if the one who will replace me is like him.."
              Gwapo: " I'll be back...I'll be back.."
                          

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Nonoy: " Cong Calamares, the Mayon Volcano wanted you so much because you're
                            a patriotic politician.."
        Calamares: " No way, Nonoy!"
Panel 2- Calamares: " Besides, how does the Mayon Volcano will know that I am patriotic, well?"
Panel 3- ( Nonoy pushing Calamares out of the chopper holding a Philippine flag )
              Calamares: " You're a devil, Nonoy!"

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Spack: " Jimboy had no effect. The Mayon Volcano didn't like him too.."
                Stan : " What are we going to do now?"
Panel 2- Spack: " I know! Isn't it true that Mayon volcano is considered a woman?"
                Stan : " Yes, why?"
Panel 3- Guwapo: " Really? You're going to introduce me to a lovely lady named Mayon?"
              Raphael: " It's true, Sir Guwapo.."

Note: Guwapo/Pogi means handsome

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Spack: " Manong Jay had no effect and Mayon Volcano just spat him out.."
Panel 2- Spack: " You throw in the sexy Jimboy next.."
                 Stan: " Will he like the idea?"
Panel 3- Spack: " Jimboy, I heard you're very fond of sky diving.."
             Jimboy: " That's true!"

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Spack: " We throw in first at the mouth of the volcano Manong Jay..
                           he's an old politician.."
Panel 2- Helicopter throwing Manong Jay into the mouth of Mayon Volcano
Panel 3- Mayon Volcano spitting out Manong Jay

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Spack: " Like I said, Mayon Volcano is angry because of the corrupt politicians.."
Panel 2- Spack: " To appease her, she wants human sacrifice and her type are politicians.."
Panel 3- Nonoy: " Will it be alright if we throw in the volcano those idiot voters instead?"

Mayon Volcano

Panel 1- Raphael: " Sir Nonoy, Mayon volcano is acting up.."
Panel 2- Stranger: " Mayon volcano is angry because of the corrupt politicians!"
              Stanley: "  Who are you?"
Panel 3- Stranger: " My name is Spack, spokesman of Mayon Volcano!"
              Stanley: "  Mayon volcano has a spokesman?"

MRT Challenge

Panel 1- John: " What a life.. MWF, I line up at MRT, then TThS, I line up at LRT..
Panel 2- John: " On Sundays, I have to fall in line again..Oh, boy..."
Panel3- Marcia: " Just bear it. We only have one bathroom in the house!"
             Junior: " Sister, please hurry up.."

MRT Challenge

Panel 1- John: " Haay... at last we reached the MRT platform.."
          Marcia: " Yes, John..."
Panel 2- Marcia: " But the problem is there's too many people to fit in the train.."
                  John: " Don't worry, my Marcia.."
Panel 3- John: " We have space in the compartment for the Senior citizens.. cough.. cough.."

MRT Challenge

Panel 1- John: " Imagine, Marcia, we're now in first college standing in line at the MRT station.."
          Marcia: " You're right, John..Hihihi.."
Panel 2- John: " Marcia, when are you going to say yes and be my girlfriend?"
          Marcia: " When we reach the escalator.."
Panel 3- John: " I might already have taken the board exam when that happens.."

MRT Challenge

Panel 1- MRT official No.1: " We should find a way so that people won't get angry at us
                                              because of the long line in MRT.."
Panel 2- MRT official No.2: " Good news, MRT passengers who suffer everyday due to
                                             the long line in the MRT!"
Panel 3- MRT official No.2: " Starting tomorrow, we're going to have six lines to shorten
                                             the long line so that you won't get bored waiting.."

MRT Challenge

Panel 1- A man is tied at the front of a moving MRT train
Panel 2- Raphael: " Isn't that Secretary Abaya? Why is he tied outside the train?"
Panel 3- MRT rider: " It's because that's the kind of MRT challenge we want from him
                                  and not the one where he sat beside the driver of the train.."
                                 

MRT Challenge

Panel 1- Raphael: " Look, Stan.. that lady is shouting.. she's so angry!"
              Angry Lady: " *#@#! What kind of people are you? You're all stupid!!"
Panel 2- Stanley: " Sir, what happened? The lady is so mad!"
              Officer: " The report said she requested for an MRI from the People's Court
                             but there was a typo error on her request paper.."
Panel 3- Officer: " And the police brought her here at the MRT!"

Jomar

Panel 1- Jomar: " Letter B?! That's me! I'm the one who's going to replace Nonoy! Hahaha!"
Panel 2- Jomar: " Thank you, Nuno Ponso! Goodbye!!"
              Ponso: " Wait!"
Panel 3- Ponso: " Haay.. he didn't wait for me to finish my prediction that the one who's going
                           to replace Nonoy has the letter-B as in 'Biyuda'.."
NOTE: Biyuda is widow

Jomar

Panel 1- Jomar: " Nuno Ponso, I need your help.."
Panel 2- Nuno Ponso: " Jomar, you want to know who's going to replace Nonoy in 2016, right?"
                        Jomar: " Right, Nuno Ponso.."
Panel 3- Nuno POnso: " The person who will replace Nonoy starts with a letter B and.."
              Jomar ( excited ): " Letter B?!"

Jomar

Panel 1- Nonoy: " Did you know Jerap will run against Jomar if he will not pick his son, Jimboy,
                            as his running mate?"
Panel 2- Nonoy: " That's why it will be Jomar against Jerap in the coming Election 2016.
                            One of them will replace me..would you like that?"
Panel 3- Raphael and Stan joining the ChaCha