Friday, November 29, 2013

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Old Lady: " Exuse me, may I pass?"
Panel 2- Sir Francis : " Where are you going, Grandma?"
                Grandma: : " I'm going to cross Commonwealth Avenue.."
Panel 3- Sir Francis: " Aren't you afraid crossing 16 lanes of highway with fast vehicles?"
                Grandma: " The Lord will take care of me.."
Note: Some people put their faith in God in unusual ways

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Stan: " It seemed no matter what you do, you're still on the losing end, Sir Francis.."
Panel 2- Sir Francis: " That's how it is in this country, Stan and Raphael.. if I don't do anything, they will say many bad things about me.."
Panel 3- Sir Francis: " And if I do something they will still say bad things about me.."

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Francis, you planted plants with thorns ( to discourage jaywalkers ) but it has no effect.."
Panel 2- Sir Francis: " It's because jaywalkers are thick-faced so they are not ashamed to cross the street even though it's not allowed.."
Panel 3- Stan: " They are also thick skinned so they don't feel pain from the thorns of the plants.."

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Stan: " Sir Francis, you built Footbridges ( for the pedestrians so they will not cross the street ) but
                         they don't use them.."
Panel 2- Pedestrian A: " The footbridges are too high. You should have installed Escalators.."
Panel 3- Pedestrian B: " There are too many vendors on the footbridges, we cannot pass.."
NOTE: No matter what you do, people will still complain

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Stan: " He ( Sir Francis ) built a fence in the middle of the road but pedestrians climb over it.."
Panel 2- Sir Francis: " That's why I made the fence higher so they won't be able to climb over it.."
                       Stan: " Of course, Sir Francis.."
Panel 3- Stan: " .. but they dug a tunnel under it.."
NOTE: Government is doing things to make crossing the streets/ highways safely. Filipino pedestrians are one of a kind as Sir Francis finds out

Sir Francis

Panel 1- Stan: " I admire Sir Francis' fighting spirit against pedestrians of Commonwealth Avenue.."
Panel 2- Stan: " He put up signages against Jaywalkers.."
Panel 3- Satan: " ... and he was accused of being anti poor..."

NOTE: Sir Francis Tolentino is the Chair of the MMDA ( Metropolitan Manila Development Authority ) that handles traffic of the metro cities

Friday, November 22, 2013

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Compadre Joe, please don't vote for me on the coming Election 2016?"
          Compadre Joe: " No way!"
Panel 2- Compadre Joe: " You are my Godfather when I got married, you are the Godfather of my youngest                                          son, you gave scholarship to my daughter..."
Panel 3- Compadre Joe: " .. you buried my father and you gave me a job through recommendation.."

NOTE:  Politicians are the master of wooing voters to get their votes

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Cong Grafar: " Raphael, Stan.. I know what you are implying but I can't do anything.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Is it my fault that I win every election?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " The fault lies on those who voted for me like my Kumpadre Joe.."

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Stan: " Senator Curapin, many years ago, government officials have Delikadeza ( delicateness or moral values )
Panel 2- Stan: " But now it disappeared in our government officials.."
        Curapin:  " It's ok.."
Panel 3- Curapin: " Just like the weather ( meaning times change )"



















Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Stan: " Cong Grafar, do you know that public office is public trust?"
  Cong Grafar: " Of course.."
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " That's why I'm happy for those who voted for me.."
                          Stan: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " I have a big public trust.."

Monday, November 18, 2013

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Stan: " Cong Grafar, do you know that in Japan, when an official did something wrong they commit Hara Kiri ( suicide )?"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " I am also like that, Stan, Raphael.. feeling Japanese when I did something wrong.."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar: " That's why I punish myself by eating Sushi and Sashimi.."

Delikadeza 2

Panel 1- Before, government officials have Delikadeza ( Delicateness ) in doing their work. Just a hint of wrong doing will make them resign their position.
Panel 2- Not Anymore
              Government officials' mantra when confronted with issues: " Only the President can tell me to resign"..
Panel 3- And the eternal defense of officials involve in scandals: " I serve at the pleasure of the President"

Friday, November 15, 2013

Sunday

Panel 1- Raphael: " Father Dom, your homily about people giving way to each other is beautiful.."
         Father Dom: " Thank you!"
Panel 2- Stan: " Problem is not all of the parishioners understood what you said.."
      Father Dom: " Why?"
Panel 3- Stan: : Because they are still wanting to get ahead of the others to the exit gate..

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Sunday

Panel 1- Voice over #1: " Wow! Cong Grafar is donating one thousand pesos!"
Panel 2- Voice over #2: " The only thing is he takes some time before he let go.."
              Voice over #1: " Huh? Why?"
Panel 3- Voice over #2: " Because he wanted to make sure lots of people saw it before letting go of the money.."

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Sunday

Panels 1 and 2- Showing church collection
Panel 3- Raphael ( cannot contain himself ): " What's the matter?! Only loose change?! You're all tightwads when it comes to our Lord!"

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Sunday

Panel 1- Raphael: " Stan, isn't it right that the church has a dress code?"
                   Stan: " That's right.."
Panel 2- Stan: " The dress code were posted on the church doors so every churchgoers will know.."
        Raphael: " What happened?"
Panel 3- Stan: " Raphael, when did the Pinoys follow rules?"

Monday, November 11, 2013

Sunday

Panel 1- Tikboy: " Wow! You're all wearing summer outfit!"
Panel 2- Tikboy: " What beach are you going to?"
              Boboy: " None.."
Panel 3- Boboy: " We're going to church!"

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Sunday

Panel 1- Mrs Grafar: " Honey, we're late for the mass!"
            Cong Grafar: " Just a minute!"
Panel 2- Cong Grafar: " Lord, if you can show me my missing wallet, I will go to church everyday and..."
Panel 3- Cong Grafar ( after seeing his wallet on top of the side table ): " Lord, disregard my request, I have already found my wallet.."

Friday, November 8, 2013

Baranggay Elections ATBP

Panel 1- Stan: " Superman is the idol of macho men!"
        Raphael: " And Wonder Woman?"
Panel 2- Stan: " Wonder Woman is the idol of strong women!"
        Raphael: " And Captain Barbell?"
Panel 3- Stan and Raphael: " He's the idol of the Lawmakers!"

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Baranggay Elections ATBP

Panel 1- Stan: " That is what the Tourists call " Man in a Barrel " and it's made in Baguio.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Hey, this barrel is different! It has a cape and it's full of money.."
Panel 3- Stan: " That is what the Pinoys now call ' Captain Barrel ' "
NOTE: Captain Barrel refers to a Senator involved in the pork barrel scam. He's an actor and starred in a movie called ' Captain Barbell '











Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Baranggay Elections ATBP

Panel 1- Doctor: " Here's the payment to my income tax.."
          Collector: " Thank you very much, Doctor!"
Panel 2- Doctor: " I hope with the money I paid, it will help the needy.."
           Collector: " Of course!"
Panel 3- Collector: " With the money you paid for your tax, we can already buy 1 kilo of rice and 3 packs of noodles.."
Note: BIR is Bureau of Internal Revenue. BIR says Doctors are one of the tax cheats among professionals

Monday, November 4, 2013

Baranggay Elections ATBP

Panel 1- Rich Girl: " Poor Boy, our Baranggay Captain won again. This is his third term already.."
            Poor Boy: " That's right.."
Panel 2- Poor Boy: " That's why I'm going to his place now.."
               Rich Girl: " To congratulate him?"
              Poor Boy: " No "
Panel 3- Poor Boy: " I just want to see what he looked like.."

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Baranggay Elections ATBP

Panel 1- Tom: " Too bad, our Baranggay Captain lost in the election.."
               Rey: " Good for him.."
Panel 2- Jerry: " It seemed you don't like our Baranggay Captain, Rey.."
Panel 3- Rey: " You know why? We only see him and his guards when soliciting for Christmas.."

Friday, November 1, 2013

Q and A

Panel 1- Raphael: " Senator Curapin, the people know why you insists on recommending projects and it is because you receive 50% kickback out of them.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Aren't you ashamed what you are doing to the people?"
Panel 3- Senator Curapin: " I have thought of that question for a long long time and my answer is no.."