Sunday, June 30, 2013

Untitled

Panel 1- Cellphone alert: " Mystery message!!"
Panel 2- Michael G ( reading the message ): " This is my new roaming number. I'm sending money there. How are you? Take care always. Miss you all. God bless. Text back  "
Panel 3- Michael G ( texting back ): You're still alive?! I thought you are already in Hell!"
NOTE: I always receive that kind of message in my cellphone. I ignore it knowing it's just a scam but there are people who fall for it so they text back and they are asked to send cellphone loads so they can talk better.
There was a victim who sent 3K worth of prepaid load by texting the control numbers when he was informed via text message he won 500K in a raffle

Friday, June 28, 2013

Informal Settlers

Panel 1- Old lady: " Mr Joey, Ms Lina.. thank you very much for agreeing to relocate.."
Panel 2- Old lady: " I am indebted to you for the rest of my life because of the sacrifice you made.."
              Mr Joey: " You're welcome.."
Panel 3- Mr Joey to Sir Francis: " She's the owner of the lot where we built our house when martial law was declared.."

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Informal Settlers

Panel 1- Stan ( surprised ): " Raphael! What are you doing?"
Panel 2- Raphael: " I'm helping the informal settlers to get relocated to the place they like.."
Panel 3- Squatter: " Sir, is there an available place in Eastwood?"
NOTE: Eastwood is another high end community like the Bonifacio Global City

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Informal Settlers

Panel 1- Raphael to  crowd: " All those informal settlers who want to be relocated at Green Meadows please fall in line here.."
Panel 2- Raphael to crowd: " And those who want White Plains, fall in line at my right.."
Panel 3- Informal settler: " Sir, where is the line for those who prefer " The Fort?"

Note:  Green Meadows and White Plains are exclusive subdivisions of the rich while The Fort is the high end community of the future

Monday, June 24, 2013

Informal Settlers

Panel 1- Gov't official: " Sir Francis, meet Mr Joey and Mrs Lina who want to be relocated to Boracay.."
    Sir Francis ( surprised ): " Boracay?"
Panel 2- Sir Francis: " You don't know what you're saying, Mr Joey and Mrs Lina. Boracay is too crowded and you'll have a hard time there.."
Panel 3- Mang Joey: " It's alright, Sir Francis.. we know how to adjust.."

Informal Settlers

Panel 1- Gov't official: " Mr Joey and Mrs Lina, it is necessary to remove you from this waterway because it's dangerous when there is flooding.."
Panel 2- Gov't official: " We're going to relocate you to the province where the air is clean and the surrounding peaceful.."
Panel 3: Mrs Lina: " What?! We like Boracay where it's more lively! "

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

The Messenger

Panel 1- BF apprehending Stan: " Ehem "
              Stan to himself: " Huh.. it's BF..now I'm in trouble.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Sir BF, are you arresting me because I'm now on the dark side of the force?"
Panel 3- BF: " I'm arresting you because you're on the wrong side of my pink fence!"
  NOTE: BF is Bayani Fernando, former chair of the Metro Manila Development Authority or MMDA. One of his many projects was the construction of pink fences to segregate public and private vehicles to ease traffic

Sunday, June 16, 2013

The Messenger

Panel 1- Police officer to Stan: " Hey, you!.. pull over!"
              Stan ( to himself ): " Huh? It's SPO Bonggo...just when I'm in a hurry..Hmm.. wait.."
Panel 2- Stan ( waving his hand ): " I didn't do anything.. you're not going to arrest me.."
              SPO Bonggo ( in a trance ): " You didn't do anything.. I'm not going to arrest you.."
Panel 3- Stan to himself: " I'll go crazy if I don't use my power once in a while.."

Saturday, June 15, 2013

The Messenger

Panel 1- Stan to himself: " I find it quite hard what I got into.."
Panel 2- Stan to himself: " Now I don't know which I should be ashamed of... being a messenger.."
Panel 3- Stan to himself: " .. or wearing this helmet.."

Friday, June 14, 2013

The Mesenger

Panel 1- Marci: " Stan, you have to leave now because it's important you deliver those papers as soon as possible.."
Panel 2- Marci: " The helmet is inside the box behind you and it's unlawful not to wear one.."
Panel 3- Marci: " May the force be with you.."

Thursday, June 13, 2013

The Messenger

Panel 1- Marci: " Stan, do you have a problem?"
                Stan: " No, Marci.."
Panel 2- Stan: " Motorcycle is better to use because you can weave in and out of traffic.."
Panel 3- Stan: " Look, Marci.. the plate number will look good on me.."
NOTE:  The plate number 666 goes well with Stan because he's actually a devil

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Messenger

Panel 1- Marci: " Stan, Sir Kisas wanted you to deliver this.."
                Stan: " Yes, Marci.."
Panel 2-Marci: " Those papers are important so you can use the Mercedes to make the delivery faster.."
               Stan: " Mercedes? Wow, that's ok!"
Panel 3-Marci: " That's Mr. Kisas' sideline.."

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Gasper

Panel 1- Raphael ( to himself ): " It's a nice feeling when it's payday especially when you worked hard for it.."
Panel 2- Raphael ( to himself ): " I think Stan and Gasper will be envious of me when they see my paysack.."
Panel 3- Raphael ( to himself ): " Well, I guess not.."


Monday, June 10, 2013

Gasper

Panel 1- Raphael: " Gasper, aren't you ashamed when the other employees see you? You are getting paid but you only show yourself here every 15th and 30th?"
Panel 2- Gasper: " Well.. I'm not, Raphael, because I am a member of the 15-30 movement here and.. Oh, Hi, Stan.."
Panel 3- Raphael: " You know Stan?"
              Gasper: " Of course, he's the new President of the 15-30 movement here.."

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Gasper

Panel 1- Raphael: " Gasper, you mean to say you only come here every 15th and 30th of the month just to get your salary?"
               Gasper: " That's right.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " And Sir Kisas knows about this?"
               Gasper: " That's correct.."
Panel 3- Sir Kisas: " Gasper, on the same account again the 20% of the Hocus Pocus project.."
                 Gasper: " Yes, sir.."

Friday, June 7, 2013

Gasper

Panel 1-Raphael: " Aren't the employees here scared of you?"
Panel 2- Gasper: " Not exactly.. and they only see me twice a month.."
             Raphael: " Twice?"
Panel 3- Gasper: " That's right..15th and 30th of the month.."

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Gasper

Panel 1- Gasper shaking Raphael's hand: " By the way, Gasper is my name.."
                                                Raphael: " And I am Raphael Arkanghel.."
Panel 2- Raphael: " Gasper, what is your job here if you're a ghost employee?"
Panel 3- Gasper: " I handle Sir Kisas' ghosts projects.."

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Gasper

Panel 1- Gasper to Raphael: " Hmm... you're new here, right?"
              Raphael ( surprised ): " Huh?! a ghost?!"
Panel 2- Gasper ( indignant ): " Excuse me? I'm an employee here.."
                           Raphael: " Employee?"..
Panel 3- Gasper: " That's correct.. ghost employee.."